iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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Let Me Show You My Charts

While most of you played yourselves into a drunken stupor, steeped heavily in losses, “The Fly” was in the market place a victor. I am quite literally demonstrating my superiority as a member of the male species to you on a daily basis, sometimes on a minute by minute scale.

This is what I did today, how about you, pal?

Short BAC -0.45%
Short NVDA -1.67%
Long DRIP +4.8%
Long UVXY +0.9%
Long UCTT +3.9%
Long FIZZ -0.34%
Long HMNY +19.2%

See that’s who I am and you’re nothing. Oh, you’re a good Dad — fuck you and go home to play with your kids.

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10 comments

  1. fryguy15

    Love that movie…never gets old

    I’m here from downtown. I’m here from Mitch and Murrey. And I’m here on a mission of mercy.

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  2. yourlame

    you have not many shit in markets for past 3 years as you sat on your hands… everyone who reads this blog knows that …..stop trying to impress those in the know .. cause we know

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    • Devil Dog

      “yourlame” – you call yourself a trader you son of a bitch?
      Coz the good news is you’re fired!

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    • Dr. Fly

      Well, considering that I quite literally quit money management two years ago, you’re assessment of me ‘sitting on my hands’ is ironic, in that I had done so purposefully.

      Alas, let’s not forget that while I sat on my hands during all of 2016, I presided over the single best macro call in the market, suggesting and betting on a continuation and deepening of negative interest rates with my whimsical ark trade. It was only by the grace of God that directional longs made any money after Trump was elected. It was, plainly, dumb luck.

      Fast forward to this year and I am absolutely crushing the SPY with my quant trades, something you conveniently leave out. Interestingly, you also conveniently leave out any semblance of talent or acumen on your behalf, instead choosing to be a willing troll under a grammatically incorrect moniker. You are what other’s might call ‘a loser’, but I am gracious and only think you’re retarded.

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    • numbersgame

      The problem with an eternal bull market is that it rewards speculation, not talent. The more risk you take, the better you do. It is especially deadly to young milleniala investors, where every move they make is long, and they’ve enver known a bear market. They take their lessond from the Great Recession stock market, or maybe the Dotcom Boom. This gives them the beleif – along with Boomers who have had 40 years of fallign interst rates – the beleif that the US stock amrket will always recover losses. Every investor shoudl take a look at a a 40 year cahrt of the Nikkei index

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  3. wolfdaddy

    Whenever you shit post the homo hammer soon follows. It’s good that your happy about HMNY with an entry of 17 and fizz with an entry of 112? You still have your dick in place?

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    • hedge500

      Agree. His petulant behavior is going to jinx UVXY, a position Id like way higher from here. Have some fucking humility you son of a bitch.

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  4. wolfdaddy

    NVDA short at 112?

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  5. acehood

    You eating meat yet Fly (no homo)

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  6. bushwacker2

    I sold half my ROKU because I was up 100% in 2 weeks.

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