I’m making mounds of money today. Even though I’m palling around with plumbers and shit today, I have stocks screaming higher which makes me feel as if I invented the light bulb.
On Friday, while the rest of you faggots were drinking yourselves into a coma, I bought ESEA. It’s a piece of shit shipper, with hardly any market cap, and now it’s exploding with vigor.
On top of that, my Moviepass play, HMNY has erupted. Plenty of joy coming out of that one, believe me.
My other discretionary holdings include UCTT, FIZZ and UVXY. Funny thing about UVXY and I wanted to write a full review on the stock to warn future buyers of it. The best way to describe the ETF is to compare it to a fucking knifed Jack in the Box. No one ever quite gets it and when it explodes higher, it’s always a surprise, like “uh huh, you went up.” Upon purchasing it after it pops, it always disappoints, just like winding the Jack in the Box after it pops. You can wind it for a little and then the music gets retarded and the knifed Jack slumps over and sort of wilts away. That’s UVXY.
As for ESEA. Sky is the limit, quite literally. Shipping stocks have supreme hard-ons and are pressing to the upside, with vigor.
