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Trump Says the Stock Market is Up Because of Him

How does one reconcile statements such as this?

“The reason our stock market is so successful is because of me,” the president said. “I’ve always been great with money, I’ve always been great with jobs, that’s what I do. And I’ve done it well, I’ve done it really well, much better than people understand and they understand I’ve done well.”

Our President talks so much shit, it would surprise me if this whole house of cards didn’t come crashing down — just for the jinx of it all. As a former athlete and someone who is somewhat superstitious, this sort of shit-talking should be illegal.

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8 comments

  1. sarcrilege

    Nobody’s perfect… and Trump is the poster boy for imperfection.

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  2. paradox

    Yep, the hubris is palpable and also makes me believe that he’s eventually setting up his own petard to hang from. But I’ll also admit that in a sense that he’s probably right because his election has resulted in an epic squeeze for several different reasons, not the least of which being that most people have kept underestimating his ability to stay afloat, as well as the market’s ability to stay afloat at every turn.

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  3. riotact

    I’m happy to see Fly not blowing the alt-right anymore and telling it like it is.
    Glad to have you back.

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  4. bennyhill

    Biggest blowhard ever, and you voted for him.

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  5. one-eighty

    There are two FLOTUS’S in the White House.

    The First Lady and the Fucking Liar.

    And the Fly is wearing it.

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