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Morning Poppers (MUH 2nd Amendment Edition)

What a wonderful morning fellow Americans! I’ve awoken from my 2 1/2 hour slumber to a nice streaming flow of water emanating down from my kitchen ceiling. This is an annual occurrence at House Fly, thanks to faulty copper piping. Today, I’ve just about had enough of this leaking business and will order the plumbers to rip the entire fucking ceiling apart and replace all of the copper. I know, I can hear you plumberfags now say “replace it with PEX”, but no and go fuck yourselves. I will replace it with a better quality copper, knowing that I’m not consuming water of a dangerous varietal. Several years back, replaced one of my ventilation systems, which was no more than 3 years old, with sheet metal. The previous owners were piping in air through plastic tubes. “The Fly” cringed at the site of it and had those HVAC fuckers rip it all out and start anew.

Speaking of which, sometimes I wonder if we should start anew in America — get rid of all the legacy mouth breathers which has led to the place we are today — active fucking shooters on a continuous basis. I will not pretend to know the first thing about these people who feel they must kill a bunch of people in order to fill whatever void they have — but enough is enough.

Nasdaq futures are down 5 and stocks are poised to edge higher, in spite of all the wretched news.

NVDA is edging down this morning because AMD teamed up with INTC for some bullshit. The only other piece of interested news is KORS disappointing guidance. Fuck that stock. Their bags and clothes are for clowns.

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11 comments

  1. NotGekko

    Pex is mobile home grade crap. I ripped all the Pex out of my rent house and replaced it with PVC. That should tell you how bad Pex is.

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    • metalleg

      You must mean CPVC. PVC is for cold water only.

      PEX, if installed properly, shouldn’t leak but if I were doing this in my house, I think I’d go the copper route as well.

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    • billiejones

      Fly & NotGekko,

      Would you gents please share what concerns you about PEX? I have copper and live in san Clemente, our area is notorious for pinhole leaks…….newspaper fags say it may be due to additives at the water plant eating into the copper. I have decided to do a full re-pipe to get ahead of future problems. All the plumbers say PEX is the solution around here, but I have youngsters and obviously dont want to expose them to issues……asbestos was a miracle material until everyone figured out it caused cancer like a mofo. I am capable of procuring the finest copper if that would solve the problem, I am trying to gather as much intel as possible. Thanks for any insight from anyone. XOXOXOXOXO Billie Bone Jones

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  2. sarcrilege

    They dont make them like they used…back to lead piping, it’s healthier

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  3. ferd

    I assume you run your water cold before drinking …long enough to flush your pipes from the street to your kitchen. So PEX is just fine even if your antiplastic-ite impulse were warranted. You should worry more about the quality of water and the chems that your municipality is providing. I’m on a deep well and just installed PEX.

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  4. WrongView

    By “enough is enough” I assume you mean the usual “arm every man, woman and child”

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  5. ironturd

    Muh second amendment indeed. When do the false flag posts start coming? Gonna give it a couple days? I don’t think enough children died in this one for Alex Jones to call it a psyop or ZPN to even bother writing a post about it. I mean this isn’t terrorism right? Why not try running some Exodus algos on the data and try to predict how big the next one is. Quant vs politicization would be an interesting angle.

    — The victims ranged in age from 5 to 72 years old

    — At least eight of the people killed were members of one family

    — A woman who was about five months pregnant and three of her children were killed. The pregnant woman’s brother-in-law and his young child were also killed, according to the community leader. Three other members of the same family were wounded.

    — The 14-year-old daughter of the church’s pastor was among those killed

    –The gunman was dressed in all-black tactical gear, including a ballistic vest, Martin said. He fled the church and was later found dead in his vehicle, officials said

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    • heckler

      The gorilla Jones already claimed it for antifa

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    • traderconfessions

      You moron. It’s the bullets.. not GUNS. It’s never GUNS. Jeez.. how can one hunt hog without an AK-style rifle? Damn libtard. Guess Jesus was busy watching the Cowboys rather than the church… poor sinners never had a chance.

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  6. WrongView

    There were calls looking forward to the start of “chaos” but when it arrives…it doesn’t really seem like such a great idea, does it?

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