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Morning Poppers (It Was Her Turn Edition)

Yesterday was an off-color aberration and I’ll probably have to sell my UVXY at a heinous loss today. European markets are fagging higher and Nasdaq futures are +13. Amusingly, the IBEX has soared, up 1.75%. The more Catalonians they beat, the higher their stocks go. There is an direct inverse correlation between freedom and market success.

I wouldn’t bother looking for additional information on this here blog, the materials you’d need for a successful day, in terms of analyst recs and earnings — because I wasn’t in the mood to waste my time today. Giving it to you is like throwing it away. It’s for closers.

I’ll just leave you with this.

Twitter sees Q4 EBITDA $220-240 mln; at the high end of adjusted EBITDA range, we will likely be GAAP profitable

Happy birthday, Madame Secretary. May you enjoy this fine day under the heavy influence of some solid barbiturates and wanton levels of alcohol. You should’ve been President — it was your turn — but the Orange Monster had to ruin it and used Russian hookers to piss all over him, which upped his power levels and provided him with the spiritual zest needed to hack the elections.

Say hello to Bill for me.

Mournfully,

Le Fly

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24 comments

  1. sarcrilege

    Let’s hope another investigation into H.Klinton’s crimes, and there’s so many to choose from, is launched today in lieu of her birthday gift.

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  2. J Adabese (your pen pal)
    J Adabese (your pen pal)

    Hillary Clinton is a man in a man’s body.

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  3. oldmantrader

    Great last paragraph. Nearly ruined a perfectly white Thomas Pink dress shirt

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  4. WrongView

    Most telling is the Trumpians’ inability ever to utter a whisper of criticism of their man. Even Never Trumpers will occasionally find themselves agreeing with the administration over one issue or another. Not so the Trumpians. With instincts that recall the Stalinist intelligentsia of the 1940s, they mix the logical elasticity of the sophist with the unflinching loyalty of the toady. They are never anything except always all in.

    https://www.nytimes.com/2017/10/26/opinion/the-happy-hooker-conservatives.html?rref=collection%2Fsectioncollection%2Fopinion&action=click&contentCollection=opinion&region=rank&module=package&version=highlights&contentPlacement=4&pgtype=sectionfront

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    • edn618

      Trump often sounds like a buffoon, is superficial, and God only knows what he stands for. Still arguably better than Hillary, though, who has her own mindless flock of sheep who view this petty, vindictive woman as their own atheistic version of a holy mother simply because she doesn’t have a penis, as far as we know.

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    • moonshot

      You just don’t get it. For many Trump supporters this is the first President in their LIFETIMES that they felt was really out for their best interests, not part of the corrupt federal political machine, clearly only out for themselves.

      Yes, they will cut him some slack, and rally to his defense. Especially when they see quite clearly that the MSM and political establishment are fighting against him tooth and nail and certainly gave the “let’s criticize Trump’s every move” angle fully covered.

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      • WrongView

        I am familiar with the “sure he’s a lying, corrupt, clueless bully and braggart, but he’s MY lying, corrupt, clueless bully and braggart”, argument.

        Doesn’t really work for me.

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        • moonshot

          That’s not the argument at all. Trump supporters don’t consider him a liar, or clueless. That’s the liberal narrative. Really, you just don’t get it.

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        • moonshot

          Trump supporters would say the establishment politicians are the corrupt, lying bunch, along with the fake news media. And really, by now, even most liberals are starting to agree. It’s rather obviously true, you just may not see it because you are the frog in the pot, slowly boiled over decades.

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          • WrongView

            Maybe I was.

            What is it that Trump is doing for you that you value so highly?

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          • moonshot

            He is reducing illegal immigration, strengthening our military capabilities, defeating terrorist organizations, boosting business optimism and growth, and rolling back Obama’s massive, unconstitutional Executive overreach, for starters.

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          • moonshot

            He has also almost single handedly exposed the political establishment’s ineffectiveness, corruption, and self-interest, along with the massive bias of the mainstream media, in a way no one else has been able to despite obvious evidence for decades.

            I think most people including myself just threw up their hands and said there’s nothing we can do about it, the Republicans are just as bad as the Democrats and none of them give a shit about us.

            Trump has said no, we can expose them and we can fight them, and has made a whole lot of people believe.

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  5. ironturd

    Fly turning extra Faber these days, keep writing posts about the crash and Dr. Doom will be right eventually.

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  6. bobbin4apples

    $URE is a nice easy buy right here

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  7. kidstock

    Good spot to buy HMHY

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  8. infinitezuul

    RIP Trader Confessions

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  9. mushroomz

    Has anyone signed up for movie pass? I never go to movies except for recently went to Blade Runner. It’s basically free so might try it.

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    • hedge500

      I got one after reading Flys post about it. Used it once so far and referred about 4 people to signing up as well. Too bad Hollywood has been pushing out pure garbage otherwise I’d use it more.

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      • sarcrilege

        Fine. Just don’t blame the Jews for the pure garbage that comes from Hollywood. That would be anti-semitic and nazi.

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        • jmac

          What is it with you and this anti-semitic Zionist horseshit? You’re like the hysterical woman in the Airplane movie, there’s probably a line of people waiting to slap some sense into you.

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  10. gappingandyapping
    gappingandyapping

    Someone explain to me why Joe Tax Payer is responsible for the prescription opioid crisis? Why are the drug makers that make the drug not pressured to put up the treatment for this? Instead they are going to rake cash in on the sales of Naloxone. This is NOT MAGA.

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