I Just Booked Extreme Profits from the MUH Blockchain — Now Headed Back to the Movies

Gents,

I was fortutious enough to have purchased OSTK last week at $37. When I did this, a couple of the homeless men who venture these threads threw their pickle jars at me — declaring that I had ruined their “secret” MUH blockchain investment strategy, which entailed tossing darts into a garbage dumpster filled with names of ICOs. I suppose the Gods weren’t looking when I bought it; but don’t worry, I just sold it out for an 18% profit.

With a portion of the proceeds, I doubled down on HMNY — reducing my basis to $17.5.

It is in my best interest, as well as the interests of others, to seek the complete destruction of the movie theatre business. By supporting Moviepass, we might see leverage shifted back towards the consumer, forcing theaters to share in the profits of their $10 gigantic cokes. Understand something, I am not a malevolent man. I seek joy and happiness, just like many of you. But I have an insatiable drive to succeed and nothing says ‘I am winning’ more than ‘you are losing.’

These are the side effects of quasi-psychotic behavior; granted, I’ll give you that. Then again, being a normie is boring. You shouldn’t expect me to just blog away without wanted to destroy something, anything.

Rough draft alert, part two of my book, tentatively titled BUST. I will rewrite the whole thing — but this should give you the gist of where I’m heading.