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Einhorn Promises a Return to Caring About Profits — Value InvestingFAGS Get in Here

Making headlines for two days in a row, David Einhorn discussed valued investing and his bubble basket with ABSOLUTE FAGGOTS from CNBC. I know, saying the word FAGGOT might be misconstrued as homophobic and result in me being labeled as someone who’s intolerant to the changing times. While all of the might be true, I think it’s important to start talking about the absolute collapse of this bull market, beset with thousand dollar stocks and companies trading at 25x sales, leisurely, without a worry in the world.

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20 comments

  1. gappingandyapping
    gappingandyapping

    Where is that faggot Jim Cramer today? Is he still pumping worthless stocks on his show?

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  2. moosh

    I guess noting his top 5 long positions, which I kinda like but have already probably changed – his other +70% short exposure is quite important

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  3. sarcrilege

    Value investing faggots are licking their wounds cuz there’s not value investing anymore in this rigged market…just gambling and front running of the FED and other CB’s. No different than online gambling or betting on horses. Einhorn can go to hell. Nobody gives a shit about profits. Everybody likes companies that burn through their cashflow like crazy, vis-a-vis Tesla, Netflix, Moviepass, …and everybody else… not excluding that POS CIA front FANG.

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    • fryguy15

      You are plain wrong. There is value all over the place. You just have to be patient and believe in America, which of course you don’t.

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    • clock

      sarcrilege —–
      Value investing faggots are licking their wounds cuz there’s not value investing anymore in this rigged market…just gambling and front running of the FED and other CB’s. No different than online gambling or betting on horses. Einhorn can go to hell. Nobody gives a shit about profits. Everybody likes companies that burn through their cashflow like crazy, vis-a-vis Tesla, Netflix, Moviepass, …and everybody else… not excluding that POS CIA front FANG.

      Yep

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  4. gappingandyapping

    I just saw something pretty damn shocking. 5 of the top 6 authors on tradingview have asset allocation of 45% or more in Cryptocurrencies. This is not good at all, be careful out there.

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    • sarcrilege

      That makes perfect sense. No value investing. Just pure gambling and directional betting. Cryptos are not much different from casino chips. Buy casino chips with fiat confetti, gamble, cash out back into confetti and assess your loss/profit in FED’s confetti tickets. Go into a different casino, buy their chips…..rinse repeat.

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    • blackgld

      I have a high percentage of assets in crypto. Main reason for this is bitcoin appreciated so much this year. The rest of my portfolio is mostly in tech and short vol ETFs which are outperforming. These will all continue higher until rates are raised enough to move the trillions of dollars chasing performance and yield back to safer investments.

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      • ironturd

        This is the most concise winning strategy for the last three years. Objective rates focus keeps you long until now, plus high beta – well done.

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      • clock

        Tulip mania—–
        http://tinyurl.com/csye4ry

        …fashionable tulip reached extraordinarily high levels…and THEN DRAMATICALLY COLLAPSED in February 1637

        This market is a bubble…you FAGGOTS!!!!

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  5. ironturd

    Fly can’t get his posts hard with out thinking of FAGGOTS and emphasizing FAGGOTS whilst tweeting and subject lining his non self promotional amazing FAGGOT LITERATURE with as much FAGGOT as FAGGING possible.

    Congrats fly on being so edgy and snarky, cheers with extra fizzy fag drinks and monthly movie subscriptions. Top of the crypto trade to you good FAGGY sir.

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  6. cancel19

    True story. Today I came downstairs from my trading room passing through my family room asking my wife who the gay sounding guy was talking on CNBC? Before I reached downstairs she said it’s that David Einhorn guy. LOL!

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  7. bushwacker2

    Value investing is about reversion to the mean. It’s never dead, only sleeping—sometimes for a long time, like Rip Van Winkle. Einhorn’s value strategy and shorting bubble stocks will outperform the S&P during the next correction or cycle bear.

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  8. ferd

    Like the gay-bashing preacher who gets caught in a motel with a young man, y’all (Fly included) seem rather obsessed with gays. Odd.

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  9. derp

    The usage of faggot historically refers to a repellent idiot, usually a male. Back in the 70s if you wanted some dude to quit moping around like a loser you’d tell him to quit acting like a homo. Kind of like trader confessions. You can be homosexual without being a child molester or some emo dork who is confused. Tom Ford is a badass, for example. Buy his suits. Watch “Nocturnal Animals”.

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