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North Korea Warns ‘Nuclear War May Break Out Any Moment’; Markets Tell Them to Fuck Off

Good evening gents.

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It appears the Deputy UN Ambassador for North Korea just warned oa imminent nuclear disaster. Kim In Ryong said, the situation with the US “has reached the touch-and-go point and a nuclear war may break out any moment.”

He complained to the UN about Trump’s menacing ways, claiming he’s up to no good, designing schemes to decapitate N. Korea’s supreme leader — calling it a “secret operation aimed at the removal of our supreme leadership.”

His message to Trump and the American people is clear.

“The entire U.S. mainland is within our firing range and if the U.S. dares to invade our sacred territory even an inch it will not escape our severe punishment in any part of the globe.”

Indeud.

Meanwhile, world markets are telling Kim In Ryong to fuck off, with the South Korean markets +0.10% and S&P futures flat. There’s nothing that can stop the upward march or prosperity, quite literally — not even nuclear war.

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13 comments

  1. probucks

    North Korea is a fake country and war with North Korea is #FakeNews

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    • Dr. Fly

      fascinating theory.

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      • sarcrilege

        probucks got it. NK is bullshit. ME, Iran and Hezbollah is the theater where the action is. Come in, sit down w/ pop corn and watch the show. But first, a word from our sponsors….. the joomedia channeling deep state. Enjoy.

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  2. rahagar

    Send in the drones to “decapitate” FatBoy.

    Can’t believe he hasn’t been offed already.

    Taking him out would juice the markets by another 5% at least.

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    • moosh

      For all we know, fatty mcfattyface has been replaced by Kim in Ryong

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    • numbersgame

      The problem is that I think that our President thinks in simple 1-D Chess like you do. Fortunately, Trump will never be able to attempt this thanks to the adults in the Cabinet.

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  3. sarcrilege

    Will you ladies just ignore NK? It’s nothing. How many times do I have to tell you that here. NOTHING. Distraction. You are focused on the left hand while the right hand is just about to crush your nuts. The game here is Iran and ME. Iran forces were just labeled a terrorist group. That opens the door for Mossad false flag, i.e. Iran’s revenge for being labeled as “terrists”. Israel, the den of Satan’s spawns, is just about to draw Americans into another ME war; this time against Iran and Hezbollah . This is the big one. Keep an eye on the evil Jew tribe in Israel. They will sit back and watch the goyim spill their blood for the benefit of Satan’s children, the filthy zionist pukes in Israel. That place needs to be nuked from orbit…just to be sure.

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    • ironturd

      Do you have any friends and if so could you provide links bc internet is truth

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    • numbersgame

      “The game here is Iran and ME. Iran forces were just labeled a terrorist group…Israel… is just about to draw Americans into another ME war”

      This is on-point, but the anti-Semitism is just bonkers and pointless.

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  4. ironbird

    That waddling Porky Pig is straight out of central casting in Pedowood. Just a matter of what sick fuck defiled him.

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  5. the dude

    Buy XIV.

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  6. numbersgame

    The deal with KJ is really simple: he wants to stay in power. Nothing more, nothing less. Read the accounts from US reporters that have visited NK, and they all say the same thing: KJ watched waht happenned to Saddam and Gaddafi: give up your WMDs and then the US will take you out. So he will NEVER give up nukes.

    At the same time, he knows tha he can’t winn a war with America, so he won’t start one unless he thinks American is coming for him (assasination, political revolt, etc.). He also knows that if we discover he is helping others get WMDs, we may come after him. If we leave him alone and ignore him, we’ll have peace. If we destabilize his country through heavy sanctions, or if our iwe threaten them with war(“Sorry, but only one thing will work!”), then KJ may misinterpret douchebag bravado as an actual threat, and strika first (EG, like Japan with Pearl Harbor).

    So the big problem is that it’s not clear if Trump understands this, or if he is smart enough to anticipate KJ’s reactions based on this, or if Trump’s ego will make a bet that America doesn’t want to back. Two egotistical maniacs with fingers on the Button mean nuclear war is a much bigger probabilty than it should be.

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