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It appears the Deputy UN Ambassador for North Korea just warned oa imminent nuclear disaster. Kim In Ryong said, the situation with the US “has reached the touch-and-go point and a nuclear war may break out any moment.”
He complained to the UN about Trump’s menacing ways, claiming he’s up to no good, designing schemes to decapitate N. Korea’s supreme leader — calling it a “secret operation aimed at the removal of our supreme leadership.”
His message to Trump and the American people is clear.
“The entire U.S. mainland is within our firing range and if the U.S. dares to invade our sacred territory even an inch it will not escape our severe punishment in any part of the globe.”
Meanwhile, world markets are telling Kim In Ryong to fuck off, with the South Korean markets +0.10% and S&P futures flat. There’s nothing that can stop the upward march or prosperity, quite literally — not even nuclear war.If you enjoy the content at iBankCoin, please follow us on Twitter