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Have a Nice Weekend Pershing Square

New fucking highs for HLF, placing Bill ‘Montauk’ Ackman’s face down on a panini press. Grim, dark, days ahead for Mr. Bill. Perhaps he should get himself a frozen custard.

Enjoy the last vestiges of splendid weather, Northeastfags.

Off to get my car washed.

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14 comments

  1. hedge500

    Wasnt he picking up CMG around $400 too. Hes got the Midas touch I tell ya.

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  2. it is showtime

    HAHA

    Those controlling the vix playing a game. as was clear years ago
    “White House Says Trump’s “Calm Before The Storm” Comment Is “Extremely Serious””

    and. well. of course
    BLS Caught Fabricating Wage Data
    After years of speculation that the BLS data may be simply goalseeking its “data” to reach a specific, politically-mandated (or motivated) target, in this case supporting the wage reflation narrative, we finally have proof.

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  3. frog2

    Fly can u tweet this to citron. post results

    thanks

    The Gang Writes a Research Report

    http://reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/74gdyl/the_gang_writes_a_research_report/

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  4. paradox

    Gotta say after watching a documentary on Ackman and $HLF it was sort of depressing to realize just how much of a scam $HLF is vs how much it’s worth and how much big money will push around stock prices just to fuck with people and the financial media will just stand on the side lines saying it’s all subjective. It’s even more depressing to think that if $HLF is this big and financial media won’t call a spade a spade, just how outright evil are all the little crap companies that no one even pays attention to. The lesson of course is to make sure one’s account is on the correct side of a squeeze, not ethics or morality, and forget the rest.

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  5. acehood

    When’s the finished book for sale?

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  6. ironbird

    Wait a minute. Is that Harvey from Hollywood. Pedos and Libtards go hand in hand.

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    • cancel19

      Yep, that’s him. Now go find the outrage. I bet a million dollars you ain’t gonna find it coming out of Meryl Streep!

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      • ironbird

        What. Some half dog faced woman who magically became “The Greatest Actress” on earth is not holy. No way. Sucked pretty good. Obviously. Crying while half ugly is not acting.

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  7. moosh

    Best time of the year in the making right now. Enjoy with the people’s you love.

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  8. awanka

    I was thinking to myself just yesterday, Mr. Fly, that it has been too long since we revisited our friend, Bill Ackman.

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