Ladies and gents, loser with method Newport’s in your mouths,
The time has come for you to toss away those Marlboros and grab a hold of some RED SUN or SPECTRUM GOVERNMENT RESEARCH CIGARETTES. Yes, indeud, they are quite literally making these ‘MODIFIED RISK’ cancer sticks for the government.
BEHOLD.
When you have ample time on your hands, perhaps whilst sipping on some strong brandy, peruse the website and behold the grandeur of their ‘research.’
Meanwhile, the stock is taking the fuck off. I told you I’d buy a piece of shit. I’ve found it, one that preys off the weak and the infirmed — those of you addicted to tobacco barreling towards a fastidious and painful death. Do not worry any longer lads. With the help of the US Govt, XXII will make and distribute MODIFIED RISK cigarettes to mollify the masses.
We’re just getting started here.
Whatdafuck
You said the magic word, government. How will the government not approve its own product? Thanks Fly!
I myself enjoy the weekly cigar or two. No one else my age partakes, as they stroll along with an idiotic vape pen hanging out of their mouth..
Regardless, why would anyone want to smoke something that basically has no nicotine? you get the not so good chemicals save the one you want. Get this nonalcoholic-beer cigarette derivative out of my face.
There is a chance…. you might be the biggest douchbag on this site.
So are you anti-nicotine? Show me your research into how it could be bad for you. I can point you to a lot of research where it is an aidful stimulant with fat loss as a side effect. But that’s why its going to be banned, because it works…
Bought this stock years ago. They send me a Christmas card every year, (group employee photo type). I feel I can’t ever sell, because they send me a damn Christmas card every year. No other company I’ve held stock does that, anybody else know of a company that does?
Can’t wait to buy a bought load.