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Morning Poppers (the day after edition)

I’ll be going back to sleep immediately following this post. If you know me, do not bother texting or calling me on the phone, for I will be sleeping, counting sheep. After I errantly deleting the book I had been working on, like a possessed demon, I started a new one from scratch last night — banged out 3,000 words before I went to bed, which was like an hour ago. I’m pretty sure my lost version was complete shit compared to this one, which has a much lighter tone to it, less preachy, and keeps my omnipresent narration less biased and intrusive.

If you’re wondering if I have any shame, whatsoever, about loafing about the house on this fine day, heading back to catch some lazy Zs while the rest of America toils away at work — the answer is not anymore. Long ago, I was self conscious about working from home — especially when this one asshole client from NYC would introduce me to colleagues by saying “hey this is Fly — he works from home, in his pajamas and slippers.” You’d be pleased to know that I ended up losing this gent ~$100k. He should’ve been nicer.

Spanish stocks are lower by 0.8%. Thank heavens the Catalonians do not have guns like us Americans, else they might be able to do something about the oppressive Spaniards and earn their independence now. Instead, they’ll quickly be relegated to the fag box to live out their days as beating vessels for the Spanish police. Rest assured, like BREXIT, this too shall pass. Any ideas of freedom should be exited from your minds. We’re entering an era of technocracy, the natural evolution of government and part of the journey of mankind. We make mistakes and those errors are eventually corrected, by the deaths of millions. Be patient.

Copper is higher by 1%, while crude is flat.

The dollar is weaker by 0.2% v the dollar and BTC is off by 2.4%.

S&P futs are +1 and the Dow +30.

If we’re gonna start banning stuff, for the benefit of mankind, we should ban gambling. There is nothing more degenerate and corrosive to the well being of man than the institution of gambling — which is a denizen of ill repute, vagrancy, and excessive depravity.

“Warmest condolences” Really? Is he retarded?

Here’s the analyst moves this morning.

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16 comments

  1. heaterman

    You wear pajamas? Manly men loll about their domicile in their thunderwear. Just sayin.

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  2. speerothekid

    Pretty sure all writers develop their best material from re-writing.

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  3. traderconfessions
    traderconfessions

    Yes, Trump is retarded and totally incapable of expressing a single cogent thought. But he’s a billionaire so he must be smart and capable… someone wrote here before the election. Care to to retract?

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    • juice

      and get rid of Trump and all this nations problems would be solved … the deep state has it’s lackeys and brainwashed citizens distracted by Trump this, Trump that, rather than focusing on them and the entire system .. the system gave us Trump & Hillary .. it was a lose lose election

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      • juice

        warmest condolences … indeed, retarded

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      • ferd

        They surely wanted Hillary. The first woman president is almost as good as the first black president from their point of view as they pursue their wars and wealth transfer; and as they distract folks with debates over social issue.

        But they adjusted and they’re doing perfectly fine with the ignorant white guy.

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  4. joyous__ending

    >we should ban gambling.
    I detest televised poker. Soul-less chumps, dressed like slobs, in catatonic stares hiding under caps and glasses. Worthless television that poisons the mind of the morally weak and young.

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  5. indie

    If catalonians had gun then the spaniard would have tank in the streets. If the catalonioans have tanks then the spaniard will have jetfighter.

    The question is not how many guns it take but how can you have the strong interest in protecting the weak?

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    • joyous__ending

      Catalonians and Basque separatists have guns and Basque-ETA used bombs and they got wiped out over time. Both groups lack true will to improve their nation as a whole. Separatism is the easy way out.

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  6. bennyhill

    A person who traded other people’s money in stock I think gambling is terrible?

    Btw Trump signed a law in February making it easier for mentally ill people to buy guns. If you voted for this retard, think on that for a bit.

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  7. doji

    “Is he retarded?” Not retarded, just highly, highly unstable … and vain.
    Ignorant on the issues too (both global and domestic).

    Unstable, vain and ignorant. Notwithstanding, you chose him.

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  8. tradercaddy

    I spent the last eight years or so of my law practice working from home. I had a dedicated 200 sq ft. home back in the woods (lived on 3 acres of woods and orange groves) and had a staff of 3-4 working from their homes (trusted older employees). I had mostly corporate clients who had offices out of state and never saw me except when I was a speaker at various conventions.
    I would see the kids off to school and make the dinners. I also picked up my son from school and dropped him off at a golf course (sometimes I would stay with him- he ended up with 13 full ride college golf scholarships). I also took time out to caddy for him at various amateur tournaments or travel with him out of town.
    Best time of my life.

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  9. numbersgame

    More from the 3D-Chessmaster’s administration:
    “Trump admin denied Puerto Rico request to let victims use food stamps for fast food… even after granting similar waivers in Texas after Hurricane Harvey and in Florida after Hurricane Irma.”
    http://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/353685-trump-admin-denied-puerto-rico-request-to-let-hurricane-victims-use

    Can’t wait for Mike Huckabee’s daughter to polish this turd.

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