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Hardcore Winning Again

I awoke from my slumber and then sashayed (no homo) downstairs to make myself a grotesquely large mug of black coffee. I didn’t even bother looking at my stocks — because I already knew they’d be higher. Being a pescatarian and all, I didn’t have many choices of food to nibble upon — so I scrounged up a piece of bread, toasted it, and then placed some lettuce on it. I then devoured it whole, in one single bite.

I then opened my bullshit Apple laptop and perused, mind you, my winnings.

Voila.

Fuck you, what are you doing today?

See, that’s who I am, pal, and you’re nothing. Good Father, fuck you, go home and play with your kids. If you want to read here, CLOSE.

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13 comments

  1. numbersgame

    “and perused… my winnings. ”

    Is this an Idiotest? Or are we honestly supposed to not notice that you are taking credit for 9 months worth of gains while holidng said stocks for LESS THAN 1 WEEK.

    Or are you gloating about the 1.76% return for the day?

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    • Dr. Fly

      I am gloating about 1.75% returns for the day. Show me your gains.

      I’ll wait.

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      • numbersgame

        My largest position is a NFLX short, so you beat me today. However, I have had plenty of days with much larger gains, as well as days with larger (in magnitude) losses, as have many of your followers, I expect.

        I guess I don’t see the point in posting about a 1.76% gain other than to provide context for a “Morning in the Life of Fly.”

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        • Dr. Fly

          If you cannot appreciate a 1.76% gain while the SPY is higher by just 0.25%, that’s because you’re an idiot and I cannot help you.

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          • wolfdaddy

            That should offset your 10 percent drawdown over the last month. That post was as bad as the dickheads attacking OA

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          • Dr. Fly

            What 10% drawdown? My quant trading beats markets every week. My discretionary trades only lost last week. KILL YOURSELF.

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          • wolfdaddy

            Every trade you posted has been a loss so far, and the current shit you are boasting about will turn into a loss as well the way you are going. You lost your way years ago. Kill yourself you fucking faggot.

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  2. numbersgame

    On different note, you might want to check out this blog:
    https://libertyblitzkrieg.com/about-2/

    Maybe you can co-write that book…

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  3. bennyhill

    it’s all for nothing, SPY wins for the long haul so there is no purpose to this other than the trill of gambling which you just denounced. Ironic.

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  4. Dr. Fly

    Wolf

    Rule #1 when dissing someone is never to regurgitate the insult that was just foisted upon you. I can indelibly prove that all that you have said are fool’s lies; but I’d rather see you wallow over there, in your misery, trying to come back from a round defeat in the game of internet chess boxing.

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