Some multimillionaire is getting noticed by the drunkards inside the options pits for taking out a very large bet on the volatility index.
According to Mr. Chintawongvanich (WTF?), head of derivatives at Macro Risk Advisors, this bet was taken back in July — hoping for pay dirt now. Here’s a look at the October options montage for the VIX-tits.
According to Mr. Chindick (sp?), the mysterious, yet awesome, trader is expecting the VIX to shoot higher into the mid 20s soon.
On CNBC’s “Trading Nation,” Chintawongvanich said the trade may very well be a hedge against a broader stock-heavy portfolio, rather than a pure bet that the VIX rockets higher.
“I think it’s a good hedge. I think the person who is doing this isn’t necessarily just betting outright that volatility is going to go up. I think they probably own a lot of stocks, a lot of things that would go down if North Korea risk escalates, or maybe something else, tech stocks pull back,” he said. “The point is, they probably need protection, and they think it’s a good place to get in there doing that, with the VIX being at extremely low levels.”
Mr. Chindick is assuming this trader at large is hedging a very large common stock portfolio and merely wanted to protect his downside a little bit — via LARGER THAN FUCK bets on the VIX. It has never dawned on him to understand and realize that such a trader cannot be bargained with, that both his demeanor and spirit is guided by dark forces, hoping to preside over a market in ruins, charred out automobiles down the block from schools, pieces of metal bustling throughout urban centers getting caught in lungs and shit. Such a man is only interested in the black flag — I promise you that.
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Exactly.
I guess this ain’t that 50 Cent guy.
change ur diaper fly. u 2 old for this
bought googl oct calls on the dip
I hope you slip and fall out a high rise window.
maybe its Kim or someone else who can move VIX by their actions via some cloak and dagger accounts. otherwise they’ll peg the vix and take the premium.
Is the AMZN book literally just that one post verbatim or is there more verbiage?
That was a placeholder story, same as the one published. I will be publishing larger, more detailed stories, soon. I just wanted to give you the address so that all of you could be gracious and lavish me with 5 star reviews.
Cant wait to read my good sir.
So I went back to Amazon to give you 5 stars for that story and the stupid thing is asking me to set up an account with them – I don’t have one nor have I ever had one because I think Amazon sucks and Beezoos is a fake news WashPoo douche bag apparatchik who is in bed with CIA/Mossad and he, no doubt, is also a cocksucker. One must be one to play ball with (((them))) and publish such agitprop garbage.
Do you use credit cards, Sac? Or strictly cash and carry?
Just cash and carry. No credit card in my name since 1997. If I order and need to pay w/ credit, I get friends to do it for me in their name.
The FBI has a file on you already, fyi.
Betting on higher Vix is a path to ruin. And I’m speaking from Experience.
There’s likely a fast move up coming for stocks. All stops will be blown out and retail customers’ wives will be filing for divorce while bankruptcy law firms will be flooded with new clientele. You’ll know it when you see it.