Morning mates, Hugh Hefner is dead at the tender age of 91 — leaving behind a legacy of wanton degeneracy and perversion. Good night, sweet prince.
On an altogether separate note, I’ve taken the advice of some of you and have decided to self publish some of my short stories on Amazon. I’ll start off with some autobiographical stories and then maybe commingle a little fiction into them — based off true stories — just to enhance their readability. I’ve decided to start off with some of the Important Matter stories that I’ve published here — revising them to offer greater insight and details.
Here’s my Amazon account (you’ve recently read this story here). I’ll keep you posted when I have something new there. Five star reviews are both helpful and appreciated, in providing Le Fly with a global platform for his eloquent prose.
Over in Europe, stocks are gently higher. The Eurostoxx 50 is +0.11% and the euro is +0.28% v the dollar. US bond yields are markedly higher again, in a rush for some reason. The 10yr is +2.6 bps to 2.33%, widening the 2-10 spread to 85bps.
Dollar weakness has translated over to higher crude, +1% to $52.66. NASDAQ futs are -6 and the S&P is -2. I wouldn’t put much credence into the early morning weakness, since higher crude is likely to light a fire under basic material stocks. Plus, the yield curve steepening like this is going to provide bankfags with plenty of fodder to jimmy up their bank stocks.
The President has yet to take to Twitter this morning. I imagine General Kelly is chasing him around the Oval Office, trying to get a hold of his phone — stopping him from saying something about N. Korea — who, by the way, just got all of their businesses in China shut down.
BREAKING: China has ordered the closure of all North Korean companies in the country
— The Spectator Index (@spectatorindex) September 28, 2017
Pre-market movers.
ADHD +17.1%, CHMA +10.2%, ADVM +10.1%, AAAP +9.6%, BBRY +7%, SINO +5%, ABT +4.5%, THO +4%, JBL +0.6%
DXCM -22.6%, PIR -11.8%, CMTL -10.9%, ITCI -3.6%, RAD -3.5%, MTN -2.2%, ENZ -1.7%, ACN -0.5%
And here are the various moves by our beloved analyst community this AM.
that’s an interesting business model:
“Here’s my Amazon account (you’ve recently read this story here)”
i.e. if you dont like reading it here for free, you’ll like reading it on Amazon for /$2.99/ ?
The story is a placeholder there, which is why I disclosed it had already been published here — fucksticks. None of what I will be publishing there will be appropriate here, so you can only get it there.
If $2.99 is a problem, I’ll send you a few stamps to make up the difference.
And I can’t force anyone to purchase any of the stories. If you simply enjoy coming here to shit post in the comments section and have no interest in reading, your lives will not change by this grand revelation.
I may just do both. Good on ya, Fly
BANNED!
Yuan going down and dollar up.
I do enjoy the shitposting… 5 stars & review should show up as soon as Bezos’ AI minions approve it.
2008 I read every site going trying to get up to speed on the crash, fast forward now and your site is still my daily visit the rest are gone. I don’t post much here, though I really enjoy your writing, entertaining for sure, will support you in Amazon.
Good luck
Oh and by the way Fly, I think you would really like a new BBC comedy ‘Upstart Crow’ get the BBC iplayer(VPN required) and download, I am sure it is up your street.
Just signed up for a 30-day trial of kindle unlimited so I can read this for free. Just have to cancel within 30 days. Thanks.
So you must be the guy who trades odd lot penny stocks?
Usually it’s the people that squander all their money on subscription services that can only afford penny stocks and four figure trading accounts
ROKU going crazy. Do you guys think they pump this like GPRO?
OG,
Im up big on ROKU. Great IPO, sold half @ 21
These guys are the real deal. Great numbers.
Fly,
Years ago you promised to be my ghost writer. Does our deal still stand? Wall eye, hijinking, sucker punches at the urinal, sorry you’re fired, our decision is final , and many many more.
$$$$
Regards
Chuck Bennett
Yes, you certainly have some insane stories to tell.
Awesome, good for you.
@CB—If ROKU is the real deal, why do a Cramer sell half at 21? Just curious as to your strategy. The major winners make their biggest moves months after the IPO. You plan to buy it back cheaper? Thanks.
IPO at $14 was high end of the range. Wait for the inevitable pullback.
Yeah, if I can’t get IPO shares, I’ll typically wait until the stock makes it’s first major breakout on primo volume out of a consolidation base.
Yep, Hugh lived his life to the fullest. Some folks are blessed in this life and others not so much.