Why don’t we have a serious conversation about The Facebook, shall we?
I remember when the stock IPOd at ~35ish and I stepped in and bought some for a client at $32, which drew the ire of all of you spinsters in the comments section who thought FB was destined to fall. Little did you know, after bottoming out at $18, the stock would go on a miracle run of ~800% for the next 5 years — almost uninterrupted. It has been a dream to both watch and own FB. The client that I bought the stock for had transferred to a discount brokerage shortly after my purchase, more to do with estate consolidation than hatred for me. My client had passed away and his son took over the account, so he had to split the estate up with his fucking siblings.
Although I haven’t checked on him, I hope he kept that 3,000 share position — for if he did, it means that his unrealized gains are now in the ballpark of $400,000.
Alas, I really don’t give a shit and I hope that he gets hit with hard golf balls the next time he ventures off for some T-time.
Back to Facebook.
The founder and CEO, Mark Zuckerberg, is positioning to be your next President. This would be great, as it would pave the way for the first robot President, clearing the path for future robots to take the position from flawed men. While presiding over FB, the share price has risen ~650% over 5 years, both earnings and revenues skyrocketed, and he’s in control of all of the news and information for billions of people — in all walks of life — both conservative and liberal.
Just Mark Zuckerberg doing totally normal human things. pic.twitter.com/SnJHfhZFum
— /pol/ News Infinity (@polNewsInfinity) September 25, 2017
I hope they fix his human suit before the 2020 take-over.#Zuck2020 #Zuckerberg pic.twitter.com/cZY5U0kjcl
— ? (@awesomewww) September 28, 2017
He is your master.
Mark Zuckerberg, Apex Predator
His resume.
As you whither away, greedily, watching your phones, envious of the highlights posted by people on Facebook and Instagram, can you honestly say that Facebook is a bad investment?
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The Winklevii should make a finger puzzle out of that nerd.
Ha. I was going to suggest that the plan would be to elect the Vinklevi as president and then steal it from them.
Is everybody here ignorant of the fact that Facebook is part of CIA information gathering and had that not been the case, and that w/o the backing of spying agencies, this platform would not have gone anywhere fast?
Imagine for a second that one not having a Fuckbook account makes one suspicious to the authorities. Nuff sed!
Do I look suspicious?
I think you took my comment the wrong way and I don’t blame you after rereading it. I meant the fact of not having a FB account makes us (i.e. me included) suspicious to the fucking authorities.
The mist incredible info-gathering machine yet devised. A worthy tool for anyone wanting to steal your identity. My FB profile is 100% fake. Fuck them.
My fake one was too fake for them – so (((they))) blocked access until I fess up clear images of 2 picture ID documents. Can you believe these cocksuckers?
That face reminds me of that android named Data in STNG. A calculating professional screwer indeud.
His lack of personality will be his downfall. The seeds of his demise were planted in his youth—Facebook was born out of his insecurity with women. He will collapse under serious pressure.
What is he, 31 years old? He will be the richest man, evah. That is, unless the dark lord Bezos has anything to prove.
The ones with the guns trump the ones with the money.
I’m not a FB user so to me it was never a consideration to “invest”. To be fair, I did trade it many many times.
BTW, zuckerBORG is one weird robot
Pricilla Chan could probably mess him up enough to stop him
You all sound like a bunch of commies!
Capitalism is all about the monopolies/oligopolies. Free market bitches. Don’t disrespect your dear AI leader(s).
Cant justify any faangs price here especially when twitter and snapchat are worth peanuts. They really dont produce anything but rigged computer code. Maybe tesla is ok.