For $1,000, you can own a device that will take your ugly face and transform it into a literal pile of talking shit, to send to your friends and colleagues via text messaging.
Here was the grande unveiling.
Who wants in? You can become the pile of shit you’ve always wanted to become. How about that for setting the bar low?
Apple can fuck themselves pic.twitter.com/1RWYcqCV83
— The_Real_Fly (@The_Real_Fly) September 12, 2017
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Guy on one of the channels today said you could get one of the phones that does everything Apple phone does for HALF the price….anybody know which one that is???
And which phone would that be good sir?
Can we stop calling them phones? Communication Device. Can AAPL not fucking find a new word other than an early 20th century primitive tech?
And which phone would that be good sir?
Which iphone does everything the Apple iphone does
for half the price???
Angry
You already have a whole bunch of talking pieces of shit running your country at every level of gov’t, all over the corporate world, in the FED and of course the entire military/industrial complex.
Hahahahaha I knew this post was coming
This should have been post # 16666
NSA/CIA must be orgasmic.
Fly you spend $50k per annum on caged free, grass fed broccoli and you’re making fun of spending a fraction of that on a device that most people find indispensable on a daily basis?
My $20 smart phone is just as functional to me as the new iphone.
Of course I don’t send poopy faces to people so there’s that.
That icrap app speaks volumes about the intelligence of anyone eager to fork out $1000 for a phone.
Perfect for John Lee who talks more bullshit than any human being.
Millions will buy it.
Yes…. One must know that an iPhone is a status symbol…. Much like a Mercedes Benz( Fly?) vs. a Ford Taurus. They both get the job done…. Love my android, however The Mrs.and my daughters don’t get it and I’ll buy a few of these new gay and “shitty” phones. Go figure
And if they didn’t have the $999 it took, they’d be the everyday lotto playing type of millions buying retarded bullshit anyways
Hidy Ho!
Ah, Mr. Fly. I was so certain Apple would win you back with their animated emoji.