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iBC Back to Normal (Late Night Snacking Edition)

I’m spent with the political narratives. It’s not that I’ve had a change of heart about fomenting massive levels of tumult and anarchy in America — but because I’m a bit bored. I took a 12 month jaunt into the swamp and came out the other end snoring. I won’t ban political posts just yet, or cast aside the divisive cocksuckers in the comments section just yet — but we’re getting there.

I’ve been bitten by the trading bug again and intend to dedicate gobs of time finding small locales of degeneracy from which I can draw inspiration and really fuck up the competition. Additionally, I’ll be managing money, professionally again, unlike you larping vegemite eating losers, sometime in the not-too-distant future.

Life as a professional blogger was fantastic — but “The Fly” has nations to punish and Orbital Space Cannons (OSC) to complete. Believe me (extra Orange Gorilla), it was a nice run exposing John Podesta’s sordid affinity for pizza and the great crimes of Barry Obama — but it’s time that I moved onto something more meaningful. After all, I never had an interest in ‘saving’ the country, no more than Bane intended to save Gotham and give it back to the people.

Snack time these days, as a vegan, consists of grass fed broccoli spears, tomatoes and sprigs of herbs, atop large pieces of bread, olive oil and a fuckload of potatoes. I will, undoubtedly, become a fat vegan asshole with this diet. As we speak, I’m listening to this lunatic song on loop with a pumpkin waffle and half bag of frenched fries in the oven.

You don’t know anyone like me — you never will.

At any rate, futures look like giant nothing burgers on a hot vegan grill tonight. We’ll be banking some MOAR coin in XIV tomorrow, like wild animals, whether you like it or not. Believe me (extra pussy grabber), I see you faggots shit talking in OA’s comments section. I will have your head severed and mounted atop my cauliflower crops.

Nite.

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22 comments

  1. tisker

    I’ve waited for this pronouncement for a long time. Excited for your return to your true calling.

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  2. tradingmantis

    Viva Le Fly!

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  3. moneyteam

    About fucking time…. it was fun while it lasted…

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  4. Dr. Fly

    We’re gonna have great adventures. Great whores will suckle us and when they’re done, suckle us some more.

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  5. john_galt

    Yeah, if you don’t bank coin, there is no iBankcoin. I like trading systems not emotions, unless emotion is part of system.
    Don’t leave the politics shit show just yet, the best part is to come.
    ¡Mucha suerte Señor Tropicana!

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  6. 'merica

    The English language is quite a bore compared to the rest of the field. So at least the rest of the world has that going for them.

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  7. tonka

    How do you feed broccoli grass?

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  8. The Maven

    Pumpkin waffles

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  9. bintercorp

    Oh great, I wont have to larp anymore. However I wont be eating Vegemite… Tastes like a yeast infection.

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  10. traderconfessions

    Will take a while to wash off the Alex Jones stink but I’m praying to the Vegan gods for your spiritual renewal. Look forward to your Xmas mea culpa and the entertaining rants of old.

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  11. cancel19

    Great to hear Dr. Fly although I would have preferred that ole pic of a cocaine party for this blog!

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  12. ferd

    I’ll get things started …

    FIG FIG FIG, yawn, FIG

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  13. zola

    Hey it is better than complaining that your Glassed Fiber boat has been indiscriminately mating with a dozen others in an Irmic Gale in some Keyhole. Meanwhile the autochthons of the islands are coping on some subliminal level, gawd help them. We are all two meals separated from barbarity, methinks. So keep an extra bag of beans in the basement to ward off zombiehood.

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  14. southernjam

    Damn it. The political tirades are why I’m here! No matter..sooo..any involvement with Ocean Square?

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