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FLORIDA BRACES FOR ANNIHILATION: HURRICANE IRMA CLOCKING IN AT 200MPH SURFACE WINDS

The good folks at the NOAA2 just recorded Hurricane Irma’s surface winds at ~200mph, barreling towards the lesser Antilles. The current trajectory of the storm has it wiping out all of Miami, or perhaps swinging west and laying waste to the Florida keys. Either way, insurance stocks (UVE, HCI, HRTG, FNHC) in Florida are positively doomed.

Here is the latest reading on this great storm of death and cataclysm.

The storm is clocking in at 913.1 mb.

To put this in context, Hurricane Katrina clocked in at 902mb and this system hasn’t even reached the coast yet.

An update from Guadalupe.

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13 comments

  1. thinair

    Lets not get fully erect just yet. We are still a few days away from finding out where this monster will go. Chances are it will miss Miami.

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  2. zeropointnow

    Say goodbye to Puerto Rico. Looking forward to bailing out their $74 billion of Muni debt when it’s wiped off the face of the planet.

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  3. bennyhill

    100 year floods happening every 3 years. No climate change, naahhhhh….

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    • t.c.

      100 year floods have been happening in Houston every 3 years since forever. I grew up there and worked in the flood control arena.

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      • ironturd

        Well good, I hope all of america gets fucked over by climate change or just by regular run of the mill old school natural disasters. Either or is good enough. Fuck PC right? Fuck the south?

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    • ericbakerbruce

      You’re like a broken record bennyshill. The Russians caused the hurricane. No, I mean the fact that the Chinese don’t control emissions caused the climate change that caused the hurricane. No no no it was some fuckin butterfly flapping it’s wings that caused it

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  4. t.c.

    The Keys look screwed. This is a big boy.

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  5. reversion

    We have upset God

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    • heaterman

      It’s all the fags in Key West…

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      • dchanko

        Yup – it’s logically everything to do with fags… nothing at all from the years of dumping crap into the air. All those high IQ, overly learned science types need to pay more attention to the bible to fix this … let’s have a prayer circle down on the Florida keys next weekend to stop this thing

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