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18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
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FINANCIALS GORILLA RAPED AS MONSTROUS HURRICANE ENCROACHES UPON FLORIDA

To say that today’s session was merely a dip isn’t an argument. You make yourselves to be clown-fools when you take positions like that.

I want you to behold and have a gander at the sheer carnage of the financial sector today, lit the fuck up because Hurricane Irma is going to bring disaster with her.

HRTG – 18%
HCI -18%
UVE -18%
FNHC -17%
MHLD -10%
AGO -5.5%
FHN -4.5%
HBHC -4%

Ergo, the only reasonable thing to do, especially for a gentleman — such as myself — of extreme importance and decorum is to BET AGAINST THE ENTIRE FINANCIAL SYSTEM AND HOPE THAT IS CRASHES, LEAVING NO SURVIVORS.

I personally guarantee a continuation of this utter and sheer bloodshed tomorrow. However, bear in mind, everything we once thought was sacred about finance (logic, common sense, math, etc.) has been designated for the trashcan.

For now, let us pray for the end of western finance, spearheaded by the mongrels who profit furiously at Goldman Ballsachs.

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14 comments

  1. indie

    It’s great to work at Gold Ballsack. Get a trophy wife. snore coke all day.

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  2. it is showtime

    Manipulators,
    & programmers,
    Can’t keep the indexes up: forever
    Even though they’ve…tried to make you think that
    And have made many zerohedgers think that…as well
    I’ve stated for A Long time that that was never the intent anyway

    The psychological attempt to shake bears, to shake truthtellers, to shake the regality
    Hasn’t Bled Out All

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  3. speerothekid

    idk kinda looks like a dip. if it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, it’s probably not a chicken.

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  4. hedge500

    Fly, you’re back man! LOVE IT *Kicks peasant down sewer hole while popping champagne

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  5. joyous__ending

    Target VIX +20
    Target S&P April May levels of 2350 give or take a couple %

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  6. fryguy15

    Just a dip. They are trying hard to get you to sell… and it’s working, apparently.

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  7. fryguy15

    I bot /nq 5900. Made a lot more than you folks lost.

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  8. roundwego

    fly putting on his bear suit as the world is about to explode with natural and human made disaster. The real cause of the depression was the dust bowl, the stock market was just the symptom of the boom and bust midwest farming.

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    • cancel19

      Exactly how many dusty “climate change” cock suckers were there back then?

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