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Market Responds to Thermo Nuclear War Threat — SPY Ends the Day -0.05%

There is nothing to fear but fear itself, lads. CNN has already told you there are ways to live though the nuclear holocaust. Plus anyway, North Korea barely has Hiroshima grade weaponry. Our arsenal is so advanced, so tremendous, we can and will, quite frankly, remove N. Korea from the map. Hundreds of years from now, people will muse over the rumors of a North Korea, as they do with Atlantis today. Scientists will dig up artifacts and try to piece together the puzzle — proving it once existed.

My portfolio gained 0.27% today, thanks to NVDA, TLT and GLD.

Strength was most abundant in gold, metals and defense stocks.

Jog on.

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7 comments

  1. it is showtime

    “Up next. Vix 6”
    “SVXY forever”
    “Vix to 0.”

    Not gonna happen.
    Now that 9’s been broken again.
    That’s what outer-walls do. 9 is an outer wall.
    They bubbled vix. It’s approaching the inflection point in that bubble

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  2. bushwacker2

    You said the market would up 0.3%. What’s going on?

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  3. sarcrilege

    No worries, everybody will be ok. Fat boy Kim ill Jong just pretends he’s got nukes the same way everybody else pretends they’ve got nukes.

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  4. acehood

    Holding NVDA into earnings?

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  5. roundwego

    Huh, eurostox.up and us equities down.

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  6. J Adabese (your pen pal)
    J Adabese (your pen pal)

    I dont mind nuking NK. It’s the cancer from the fallout that is the threat.

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