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President Trump Must Stop Bragging About ‘Record Stock Market’ Levels

We all love record stock market levels. The market has been much better under Trump, for whatever reason, than Obama. I know people tend to believe quagmire is good for stocks. If that’s the case, what better quagmire could there be than a President who’s under investigation and is unable to pass anything through Congress?

In a sense, President Trump is the ultimate stock market weapon for the status quo. All of this is lathered thick with rich, delicious, irony, as Trump was supposed to be the candidate of change. Alas, six months into his Presidency and all we have to show for it are roll backs in some of Obama’s retarded regulations.

Nevertheless, the President needs to stop bragging about the records being achieved in markets, as that sort of rhetoric is bound to both curse and jinx us to hell.

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6 comments

  1. Cricket

    Not just a jinx. It’s irrelevant as far as his policies were known. I don’t remember a platform promise about the DJ Index. Maybe it’s a part of his 8d interstellar multi-verse chess strategy. Winning!

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  2. tonka

    Abe put a price target on the Nikkei and it worked wonders. Not sure how a price target was supposed to influence corporate cash flows…but it worked.

    Trump is as vain as they come, so taking ownership should at least work in the short term. He’ll want it at records by hook or by crook.

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  3. ironturd

    How about we see what Scaramucci has to say about the strong stock market? He’s an unemployed speculator, absent father and divorcee now.

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  4. natehois

    Scaramucci is now irrelevant. Fired.

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  5. WrongView

    Mooch we hardly knew you! Those were good times, though. Good times.

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  6. blackgld

    Mooch let go already! Spicer should reapply.

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