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Report: Trump Fired Reince Priebus via Twitter

Let’s be clear about the firing of Reince Priebus. This was the most humiliating and excoriating firing in the history of America. Not only was he chewed out in a Bronx style chorus of expletives by newcomer Scaramucci, but, according to Howard Finerman’s inside sources, he was fired through the President’s twitter account.

There’s no way Trump would do this, unless of course he knew Reince betrayed him. Even Howard Finerman admits that. Here’s the entire take.

Reince, of course, denies being the leaker and wishes everyone in the White House well and to receive bountiful amounts of God’s blessings.

If you’re wondering the type of man who will be replacing Reince, look no further than this video, where Gen. Kelly says leakers are guilty of treason.

He’s a marine corps General and will restore discipline to the White House, one way or another.

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27 comments

  1. heckler

    The Fly is currently porting pop up ads to android devices and cleaning sand out of his vagina. Check back tomorrow.

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    • NotGekko

      Heckler is a treasonous whore

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      • Dr. Fly

        He’s just. transsexual larper. Let him vent. His life must be boring.

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        • heckler

          “The Fly” is like the Trump of this blog. Always thinking about himself first. Always thinking about scoring points. Feigning Respek. Pretending to love his fellows. “The Fly” is a flim flam act, but he knows he’s good at it. So do I. We all do. That’s why I am here.

          But I’ve seen your depths Sir Fly and this is the only blog I read and I’ll be hear when you come full circle.

          You probably look like Ralph Macchio by my estimation. And you’re still scared.

          Be a leader

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          • natehois

            You have enough incoherent ramblings to start your own blog..

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          • heckler

            I’ve been waiting over a decade for an independent investigation as to the Fly’s personal characteristics.

            If I had a blog I’d attack The Fly as my primary objective.

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          • Dr. Fly

            I don’t know what you’re trying to say but respect your right to say it.

            Keep larping — BOOZEHOUND.

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          • NotGekko

            You sir, Mr Heckler, are a fucking idiot. If The Fly wasn’t about his own self interests, then I for one, would cease to visit his blog and buy his products. His self interest (personal enrichment/world domination/etc) is what drives the very quality of his content. I am a consumer of said content and feel equally enriched by consuming, thus the very circle of enrichment can spiral all of us non-cucks to levels of winship that reach far beyond the expectations of you social-tit-sucking-plebes.

            Or (Cliffs Notes for you pavement apes), as Gordon Gekko so eloquently proclaimed: “Greed is good”

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          • heckler

            Okay. Respek.

            But I feel equally enriched by consuming something that doesn’t come directly out of an ass hole.

            The Fly has magic in him he’s just being a giant vag.

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  2. moosh

    One of those guys was saying it like it was, the other was thinking how to puff the curls.

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  3. ironbird

    Fucking midgets. Wolf Penis Chuck. Where does it end. Fucking midgets.

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  4. Cricket

    Quite understandable; alternatively if Trump had fired Preibus by text message, nobody would have known. Transparency!

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  5. heaterman

    The intellectual level of discourse here is high! …For a Saturday. lol

    Shotgun thoughts
    —- Kelley will be an asset to Trump if he truly wants to drain the swamp.
    —- But Trump needs an AG with the same bulldog attitude, no baggage and an impeccable and unimpeachable moral character.
    —-Does such a person even exist in the political realm?
    —- Prediction; the new chief of staff will self destruct within a month. He adds pressure to the entire administration. At all levels.
    —–Methinks the honeymoon is about over among Trump supporters. They have not seen anyone go to jail yet. Not even so much as a perp walk. Patience is wearing thin.

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  6. ericbakerbruce

    The Marines have landed and the situation is well in hand. Kelly and Mattis will kick some ass. Mooch needs a haircut and some boot camp training. Semper Fi.

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  7. schadenfreude

    Kelley won’t change much.

    By firing Priebus, Trump is now severing ties with establishment Republicans. You know, the same ones that will be drawing up articles of impeachment on him. Trump is making enemies on all fronts and it will ultimately be his undoing.

    This whole obsession of ‘leaks’ is absurd. First, the era of government secrecy is over. Just ask Chelsa Manning, Edward Snowden and Jullian Assage about how safe classified information is.

    Second, in Washington (and every other capitol city throughout human history) information is currency. Always has been, always will be. Get real. A job at the White House is at best a 4-8 year thing. Anyone working there is going to traffic information.

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  8. Po Pimp

    So President Snowflake once again doesn’t have the balls to fire someone face to face? #Sad.

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