After careful consideration, Mr. 2 1/2 inch ribeye has decided to quit eating decaying animal flesh, and to instead sustain himself on a plant-based diet for the sake of ridicule.
Let me explain.
Some people turn to veggies because they don’t want to kill and eat animals.
I, on the other hand, couldn’t care less about animals. Kill them all. Have at it.
Others are concerned about health issues, becoming retarded in their later years, looking like sausage faces, etc.
I am immortal, have an IQ of 155, and couldn’t gain weight even if I ate nothing but chocolate cake for the rest of my life here on earth.
The reason why I’ve decided to quit meat is for the ability to gain the power to ridicule others, make them feel dreadful for killing baby cows and ripping into flesh with their teeth like savages. Plus, have you ever looked at a person’s fat face and said to yourself, ‘that’s a sausage face?’
When people greedily gorge themselves with meats, their entire visage takes on a look of sweaty, fat, decay. I do not intend to align myself with the sausage faces of the world, or bro-scientists who eschew reason for nonsensical literal caveman diet plans which entails eating sticks of butter for breakfast.
No, “The Fly” is much better than that and will now begin his quest into the wondrous and delirious world of vegetarianism.
Some of my previous diets included 150-200g of protein per day diet when bulking, low carb diet when cutting, no coffee for a year, gluten free/dairy free and now this.
Also, I will not partake in the consumption of dairy or egg yellows either. I might, every so often, nibble on an egg white or perhaps devour an oversized piece of chocolate cake that has both butter and milk in it. Again, my stated goal is to obtain power over others, via massive amounts of shaming and ridicule. Also, I’ve eaten enough steak and chicken for 5 human life spans. It’s time for a change lads, join me in a sausage free life. Put down that disgusting rib eye (cooked median rare, heavily salted and lightly peppered) in exchange for a piece of okra.
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Food is definitely over rated.
Riverwards in Fishtown has those Bill Gates veggie burgers that somehow bleed when you cook’em…
In solidarity I will give up all flax based intake due to an affront of good taste.
This couldn’t come at a worse time for me. I recently gave up alcohol (by choice not necessity) and subsequently ordered a 1/4 cow grass fed organic brangus. This will be delivered to my home next month after one of the loan ranches slaughters their next herd or cattle.
I would love to join you sir, but one thing at a time for me.
Enjoy clogging your arteries and becoming retarded in your latter years.
Yeah bro, instead go hog wild on kale.
http://body.io/killer-kale-toxic-organic-farming/
So you want to debate eating rotting flesh and coagulated puss vs an apple and a pear?
HAVE AT IT, FUCKED FACE. I’ll wreck you.
Apple and pear only diet? How long have the apples and pears been truly
rotting? Your body doesn’t care anyways – it will zap the sugar up in a zip.
Have you ever been around an orchard when they spray for unwanted insects?
It’s muscle. It’s why our brains grew and so did IQ.
Homo.
Prove it, faggot.
Okra?
What’s next? Fried pickles?
Fly is also turning into a Southern Gentleman.
I will buy a plantation and raise lots of corn.
Corn is found in the south for sure, but its main ground is the Midwest. If you want to be a true Southern Gentleman you will grow tomatoes, turnip / collard greens, black-eyed peas, squash and yes okra… lovely lovely okra. Live near the western banks of the Mississippi River in delta regions you can grow some very good rice.
Of course if you want to go real old school, get a couple of hundred acres of cotton fields. Won’t help with your diet but it will assist the cash flow and haberdashery. Harvesting may be an issue once all the Messicans are run off but that’s your problem, not mine.
Good luck.
You must be channeling some of your old racist ancestors now. Easy now, I’m a northerner by birth and do not condone slavery of any sort.
i only eat very small portions of meat. lot of asian food with a few slices of meat in each dish.
rarely gorge down a full steak. maybe 2 or 3 times a year.
law of diminishing returns, first and second bite of steak are the best. after those first few you don’t remember the rest of the steak.
In that case you are not cooking your steaks properly. You probably follow the Trump rule of well done and slathered in ketchup.
A tie-tied shirt and Birkenstocks are in the mail, along with a Feel The Bern bumper sticker.
I feel inferior already.
I have been sitting idly by the side for the inevitable crash in market prices. We are here.
Your stint of giving up coffee provided us a pretty fast 20% draw down via Greek and Euro fuckery so I figure this dabble in vegetarianism will really fuck shit up.
Thank you.
you’re only doing this for the redemption story….when you admit this plant only diet is for fags and you queue up some savage photo, which you’ve probably already got lined up. I can’t wait.
Wrong traderfags, I will never eat meat again. It’s disgusting. The people at slaughterhouses, ironically, should be slaughtered.
This mornings brunch included a lightly toasted French baguette with avocado and roasted tomatoes, lightly drissled with lemon infused olive oil, a handful of almonds, one date, and 5 strawberries and black coffee.
you said the same thing when you ditched coffee for earl grey tea. how’d that turn out? you ended up coming back…often straight up just chewing the espresso beans.
We will have The Fly dipping three cans of Copenhagen a day within two years.
Admittedly, the Earl Grey obsession was a little misguided. But that was only because I was not a true coffee connoisseur. Since that time, unlike the lot of you faggots, I’ve educated myself and have developed a mastery in the arts of coffee production.
While I did enjoy my respite from the preferred beverage of homeless people worldwide, I am much happier now drinking ‘the black’, especially since I have a new appreciation and understanding of it.
Now go pop in a fucking K Cup into your filthy GMCR machines and drink some black mold.
Some people say the over/under on the length of this diet change is a month. Not me.. I’m convinced that this is just the beginning of your journey to higher consciousness… a gong has been included in my package to you. Namaste.
Thank you, Trader. When the revolution begins, I will grant you special privileges in the prison yard.
Say no to pork.
Fucking Muslim.
No pork on my fork.
What about fish??
No fish, only on special occasions. Fish is loaded with cholesterol and tonnes of toxins. If you eat farmed fish, you should be shot on spot.
Sheesh. Dude. Fake news. Where do you shop for this nonsense? Don’t confuse LDL with HDL.
https://tinyurl.com/yd3wwhyt
Do you know how much of a fish’s cholesterol is actually absorbed by your body?
Toxins, Sac, you stupid shit head.
Exactly, toxins. Better to let your food source eat the mother earth and filter out the toxins before you do. I agree.
Bon appetite. Enjoy your Monsanto Roundup with a dainty dish of GMO veggies.
To the fake news button pusher, I suggest researching science on the subject. Your body fucking makes cholesterol and adjusts accordingly unless you are trying to not be human.
Red meat in particular brings strength to the ill. And one needs some flab to cope with potential ill health. How about beer, can that add some ass to you perhaps?
Paid for by Tyson Meats.
Go fuck yourself, rotting flesh eater.
After watching “What the Health” on Netflix I’m tempted to join you. Some of it seems far fetched but it makes a lot of good points.
I saw that documentary and encourage all of you to peruse it.
I fully support this decision. I was veggie for 7 straight years. Very healthy lifestyle.
Stop trying to convince me to eat meat.
Do you realize what this will do to the grass fed industry, a food alternative buying space shaped by your own sense of consciousness!!? How will your conscience ever recover??
I’m a retard. Beans and cabbage until death. And starbucks.
How many minutes of the day did you think about food?
I dreamed of chicken strips for a week but after that it was easy.
Ha. Have a good one homie
I will drink copious amounts of the finest liquor to make up for your lost expenditures.
You’re all getting trolled …
ROFL! I can’t breathe. Fly’s humorous post is kicking my ass! Please…stop!
You must have watched “What the Health”, which is an awesome look at diet and health. My wife and I went vegan plus occasional fresh fish 5 years ago and we feel better, the docs say we are better and our food tastes better as she has become an amazing vegan chef.
Get ready to shrink in many ways. Meat is meant to be eaten. Buy the good stuff or Senor Fly the Bernie Bro is on the way.
Ironbird, you don’t have to be a libtard to give up meat.
Believe what you want dude. Animals exist for a reason and it is not the zoo. If the ancestors never considered insanity like going vegan. It is horseshit.
What will you eat for protein? That’s always been the killer criteria for me. Will you drink whey or IR’s protein shakes? The occasional egg white won’t cut it for a robust adult male.
Please tell me the answer is not anything soy based.
Pea protein is what I meant to type, not sure how Apple autocorrected that to “IR’s”
Many veggies have a lot of protein. In fact, all protein is produced by plants. Animals get protein by eating plants.
From a lot of the reading I’ve done, many plant proteins are not complete proteins and you would need to make sure you get enough different kinds. Also if you want to have a high protein diet as I would recommend for any real man, you’d have to eat a fuck ton of plants to get enough without specifically supplementing protein through things like whey shakes.
Tofu and other soy products bring in the phytoestrogen problem, absolutely off the charts estrogen you would be consuming if you used that as your sole/primary protein source.
I could do plant based, sure, but I would be eating 5 eggs or at least egg whites per day and probably 150 grams of protein from whey shakes. I don’t see any other reasonable way to get enough protein on a regular basis.
Fuck that shit, whey. Make sure it is below 5g carb negating fiber. Try to break fast atleast two hours after waking. Two freshy eggs per day. , atleast. Also, wait an hour after lifting before drinking your shakes retards.
Read again. ALL protein is made and comes from plants. Look it up.
Skalliwag – you are full of shit. You would need to eat all day (think grazing animal) to get enough protein from plant foods.
Bs there is plenty of protein in nuts bread and veggies. Look at the labels. How many grams of protein do you even think a man needs?
1 gram per pound of body weight, per day. More, probably around 1.25 grams, if you are trying to lose weight and eating at a caloric deficit.
If God meant for us to refrain from meat, He would have made animals out of kale.
Jesus ate lamb and fish. Was Jesus wrong? Clearly impossible.
/sarc
Good for you Dr. Fly. I would say you are making a much healthier choice. It sounds like you were adverse to eating fish. However, the cardiovascular benefits of fattier fish mixed with the low toxicity of smaller fish (ex. sardines and small herrings) caught off the coast of say New Brunswick would be an added bonus to your diet and longevity. Just my professional opinion. Take care, Soupbowl.
Holy fucking shit, I can’t wait to see this monstrosity.
I just bought a three-pack of 2″-thick butcher-cut USDA Prime Rib-Eye at Costco along with a couple of lobster tails. A Russian River Chardonnay and a Silverado Cabernet are on tap. Enjoy your arugula, beets and shredded carrots. Wash ’em down with a Diet Mountain Dew, Godspeed you wretched bastard.
He’s gonna suck a dick for dessert after. That dairy free custard.
Yo?
Maven, fuck yea ! The worms will be eating our brains 10 years before it’s Fly’s turn. So what ……,,,,
This is horseshit. His wife isn’t cooking two dinners.
My wife has cooked 2+ dinners for 20 years. My kids are the pickiest eaters ever.
Your kids run the household? I never knew.
Face it, that’s a libtard diet. How many Trumptards do you think are vegetarian?
Fly –
I tried the vegetarian thing for a few months. I’m pretty active, lift and run 5 times a week. The main problem with the faggot diet is it is impossible to maintain proper macro counts. I found that by not eating meat, you end up supplementing the calories with a lot more carbs. This is just simply not healthy as most carbs convert to glycogen, and when your liver glycogen stores are full, your body will convert it to fat. I challenge you to present a realistic diet consisting of 1800-2200 calories where you won’t be stuffing your face with processed carbs. Pro tip: you can’t.
There has never been an instance when a person had a protein deficiency. You, Sir, are a victim of bro-science. Quit being retarded and STOP eating dead flesh.
I didn’t say anything about protein deficiency so don’t put words in my mouth. Read again, too many carbs.
Also, rotting flesh is fucking delicious. Have a good time eating processed carbs. Faggot diet for fucking idiots literally ignoring millions of years of evolution. You will see.
Also, to counter your point, the exact amount of carbs your body NEEDS is zero.
Fly plans on living forever just to piss people off.
I eat wild meat, and only that killed and processed by my self, friends, or family. Occasionally get some locally raised (and processed) beef or bison… Store bought meat is for the plebs. Good luck with your endeavor, just don’t put all meat of us carnivores in one category.
*all of us
Most people eat meat because that’s what they are used to and it is convienent. They don’t realize the spiritual dificientcies they possess and just buy dyed pink meat on Styrofoam and go about their pathetic lives.
I’m working towards killing my own or not eating it. For me, that fits.
A lot of people knock on wild game because it’s “gamey” but that’s purely due to how it’s butchered and cooked. Eating what you kill is more than just eating, it’s a connection and an experience, especially when you can share it with others. Tough to explain in words but hopefully you can experience it.
Good luck with the transition. It’s a lot of work but in the end well worth it.
Dr. Fly: You a not bitch-made.
1. It’s not “rotting flesh” lol. You’ve been cruising too many stupid psudo-science health blogs. You deserve a slap across the face from N Taleb – or a reread of Antifragle.
2. Go get a slab of steak. Don’t let declining testosterone levels in your mid-years make you a pussy.
3.Get back to shit posting about companies and being the apex ape that bashes skulls in of lower primates to steal their coin
With much respect – PB
You either eat it or you beat it, as they say. Carry on…
If a vegan life-style is so good why do health food store employees look near death?
Dagen McDowell on Fox Biz Net is vegan and she’s the size of a stick.
I’ll take the under…..you’ll have charred rotting ribeye or butter basted Turkey or Honeyed Ham in your belly on or before Thanksgiving
Time stamp that
Red meat is problematic from a health perspective. I like the new FDA stance on reducing nicotine levels below the addiction threshold. It is one of the best cognitive enhancing substances around though- https://youtu.be/mTHJaACrTHs
Yep, it’s pretty awesome right before a fasted morning run.
Fly, do you brew kombucha?
Ive been brewing buch for nearly 10 yrs w the same scoby. I recommend it for everybody.
Doesn’t sound like fun. A nice juicy steak can never be replaced.
I’ve been able to go veggie with milk and eggs for about a month and a half because of gout. Massive lack of protein and feel lacking all the time. Too much pasta and bread to attempt to make up for something you can only get from meat. And eating quinoa tastes like shit after a while.
So I decided on a happy medium by eating all my meals with meat on the weekends only and carb and veggie only on during the work week with milk and eggs. Feel way more balanced this way
This has got to be a joke. No way Fly’s gone faggot. Besides, his wife is from the Pampas. Her men eat beef as a matter of tradition.
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Well, well, well. The Fly certainty touched a nerve on this one!
May I suggest you retain seafood as part of your diet? The 70# Alaskan halibut I caught today is tasting mighty fine tonight.
Also, may I suggest you try Quorn products for a meat substitute in recipes? it’s a patented mycelium that has a texture very close to real meat.
I found the Gardein burgers the best tasting so far (ultimate beefless burger, red bag), but I’ve yet to try the Impossible Burger. Looking forward to that one. Gardein makes most of the best tasting faux meats I’ve tried. The Mandarin Orange Crispy Chik’n is fantastic. Their meatless meatballs are highly recommended.
Well done, Dr. Le Fly! This is the best news I’ve read in many years. Congrats and welcome to the winning team. I’ve been meat free for seven years and totally vegan for 3 and it’s the best decision I’ve ever made.
The Fly is God, people! How dare you question Him? Look at these childish, idiotic attacks. JakeGint, that’s embarrassing. I expect better from you.
It’s amazing how many assholes just insulted The Fly on this Holy Site. You cowards should “honor ban” yourselves at the very least.
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