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PRIEBUS CATCHES THE CORPORATE FRIDAY AX; GENERAL JOHN KELLY NAMED NEW CHIEF OF STAFF

One day removed from Scaramucci’s public humiliation of Reince Priebus, he was fired on a Friday afternoon by the President, typical of any corporate setting. The theory behind Friday firings is that employees make less of a fuss, have the entire weekend to sob and work through their issues, and security can seamlessly escort them and their belongings out of a sparsely populated building, without making a scene.

Trump thanked Reince for his duty and gave him a little pat on the head. Nice try, kiddo.

Replacing Reince will be General John Kelly, who was the acting Secretary of Homeland Security.

Without a doubt, Trump is preparing for war, surrounding himself with people who do not take prisoners.

Here’s Trump commenting on the matter, under the canopy of a fine umbrella.

This has the feeling of the heart and soul of America being up for grabs. Trump is certainly fighting a formidable and embedded foe.

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33 comments

  1. ironbird

    Long live the Mooch. We are the fucking narrative now.

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    • heckler

      Remember when they repealed your balls and replaced them with a giant fucking vag?

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      • ironbird

        Lo and behold. The homosexual thinks the mysterious “vag” are huge. Never hit one obviously. Those assholes you tear into could birth a wild hog.

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        • bravo

          Serious golf clap…

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        • heckler

          If your stale old wrinkly ass had any clue about the chicks I was banging you’d be jealous for the rest of your life ironman.

          Now, it’s Friday. Isn’t that Brazilian wax and sugaring day you old hag? What’s the matter, forget to take your hormones?

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  2. traderconfessions
    traderconfessions

    Does that own cock-sucking (allegedly) Bannon stay or resign? How can he work alongside Mooch after that kick in the balls.

    Trump loves them generals.. it’s a whole transference thing…Trump’s father sent him to military school… go read Freud you young bastards. Does Mooch get Homeland Security position or does he hang in communications until running against Gillebrand in 2018?

    Love the Mooch!

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  3. t.c.

    Scaramucci’s wife just filed for divorce.

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    • bennyhill

      You cant make this shit up. This white house is officially a joke. Sad!

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      • t.c.

        Trump is actually doing an amazing job. We got screwed by McCain yet again. Hopefully for the final time.

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  4. sarcrilege

    Are we to believe that General John Kelly, who was the acting Secretary of Fatherland Sicherheitsdienst, is no longer a part of the MIC; thus, deep state; thus, another bad choice of hire by Trump? I dunno. Just asking….

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    • t.c.

      Moving Kelly out of Homeland is a win, as Chief of Staff he is now a powerless figurehead. Stop gassing Jews and pay attention.

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    • ferd

      There are only hints that Trump himself is not fully compliant with the neocon/MIC/Likud agenda – – we’ll see if he follows-through and gets us out of the Syrian slaughter. It will also be interesting to see if Trump supports the bill being introduced by a Republican congressman that demands we end our support for the destruction/starvation/disease that ObamaTrump have visited upon Yemen – – yet another country that was zero threat to us – – but we destroyed anyway.

      As for Kelly, he seems to be on board with using mid-east wars to fund MIC growth for generations: “This enemy is dedicated to our destruction. He will fight us for generations…”, said John Kelly. Not saying he’s necessarily wrong on this, he could just be a fatalist given the ignorance of the average American and having observed how easily the media can program us to get our hate on for whomever they choose. But I would have preferred that he talked a bit about why they hate us.

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  5. cancel19

    With the traitorous violent enemy before you, Mr. President and America, you have to chose to be feared rather than loved. Thank you for trying the love card first but now it is time to not only “Make America Great Again” but also to Save America from itself!

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  6. schadenfreude

    Trump is Fucked.

    I stand by my call from a few months ago that if the senate broke for recess without repeal and replace, republicans would start to turn on him. Too bad. Had it passed, I was anticipating full lock-limit down in the stocked markets AND potentially national guard call-ups / martial law declarations. WTF were they thinking trying to ram-rod a bill that was universally despised through congress without a super majority in the senate? ‘Master tactician’ McConnell belongs at Sunnyvale retirement home.

    It is already happening with the sanctions bill. The Senate approved it by a 98-to-2 vote, following a similar, resounding 419-to-3 vote in the House. That is nearly unanimous, no small feat.

    Putin and his filthy, backward, savage, commie, Cossak henchmen will have to “maybe, little bit, go fuck themselves?”… at least until 2020.

    Anyway, Graham and Booker are drafting legislation to prevent Trump from firing Mueller with Graham on record saying Trump will “pay holy hell if Jeff Sessions is fired”. So naturally, look for Trump to fire Jeff Sessions inside a fortnight…. because Trump. This will almost certainly be a kick in the nuts to the white nationalist / America first / truck driving / deplorable voters. Sessions appears to be the only competent pick of the bunch that is actually doing anything towards Trumps “tremendous” agenda, running off immigrants and taking away the marijuanas.

    Dog days of summer townhalls should be entertaining. Next call – Trump at 25% approval by Halloween and articles of impeachment drawn up by Christmas. Only reprieve for this limp-dick would be a hot war or truly decent, bipartisan tax reform bill.

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  7. stockslueth

    Trump has a nice orange tint afterglow, don’t you agree?

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  8. ferd

    All you MSM-programmed Trump haters, hate him for the wrong reasons.

    IMO.

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    • schadenfreude

      IDK why you think people should hate him. I am not a fan because:

      1) He is the most obvious conman / shyster / huckster / flim-flam salesman / self promoting / gawdy / douche nozzle I have ever seen in public life. I remember thinking the exact same thing about him 25 years ago, well before he ever was a major public figure.

      2) He is supremely incompetent. Some Americans seem to have a dangerous obsession with incompetence in this country. You presumably want an experienced pilot to fly the plane. You want a experienced doctor to perform the surgery. But when it comes to vesting even more power and responsibility, Americans want ‘an outsider’. Someone with no experience. It’s insane.

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      • moosh

        Not a fan…so goodly worded before a hate-filled diatribe -reason 1) for 25 years, huh?

        Reason 2) for someone who just became President and strategicaly blew away everyone with “experience” given all of your 25 years of hate filled descriptions….you throw out incompetence as a reason?

        Americans don’t like what has been going on “inside” which is being brought to light every second of the day.

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        • moonshot

          Incompetence is the stage we are in right now. Look back at how Scott Adams called it around Inauguration time as to how the mainstream & liberals would talk about Trump as they processed this:

          Stage 1: Trump is Hitler
          Stage 2 (by summer): Trump is incompetent and ineffective
          Stage 3 (by around the end of the year): OK, Trump is effective and is doing a lot of what he said he’d do, but I don’t like it

          Adams was one of the few who predicted a Trump victory long before the Republican primary. I was listening back then and between his POV and a few others, I agreed, and went on record with friends and family (all of whom were both horrified and in complete disbelief) that Trump was our next President.

          We’re firmly into incompetence, and have several months to go I think before it turns into effective but I don’t like it. We’re right on schedule.

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      • ferd

        Not bad reasons. Props for not saying Russia.

        The advantage of an outsider is that an outsider hasn’t been transformed by years of soul selling for political expedience. And a outsider can hire and manage experienced people …if he has a clue about how the world works and about what agendas out there will be working against our interests. Trump seems to be rather clueless about the world and this is reflected in the people he’s hired.

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        • moosh

          Yep, he got mind fucked by the deep state, as everyone coming into a presidency does, me thinks. It’s the perfect opportunity after relentless months of non-sleep out of your realm campaigning.
          Think about that whole setup for a second..

          Trump is getting back to basics, 91 dd chess style.

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  9. heckler

    I actually kinda *like* Trump. I would go to a cocktail party with the grease ball. But you have to admit he’s a total fucking disaster and really bad at this job. And he’s selfish as fuck. I’m thinking not about myself, but about those American’s who are really struggling.

    But since Fly refuses to post anything except critiques of liberal faggots (which I am somewhat sympathetic to) I have decided to join the fray and fucking call names and slut shame and try to get a rise out of you old decrepit shit-eaters.

    Why can’t you admit that so far Trump has totally blown the load?

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  10. ferd

    Will Lindsay Graham be permitted to stay in the reserves in light of Trump’s trans ban?

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    • t.c.

      Graham is a gay turd, he’s worse than McCain. Time to replace him with with someone who doesn’t sound like a 4 year old girl.

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  11. 99 lead balloons
    99 lead balloons

    mccain may be the only person to have a legacy from this whole mess.

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