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That’s It Bitcoiners: You’ve Committed Your Final Sin; You’re Finished

During Fed Yellen’s testimony today, in front of the powerless House Financial Services panel, the good chairwoman was trying to tell the retarded congressman that it’d be a really bad idea to audit the Fed, and suddenly some vagrant flashed a ‘Buy Bitcoin’ sign in the background (gasp).

Listen to me now you Bitfaggots. Yellen will review the film of this offense and fucking destroy you. Consider your internet funny money finished. The Fed will now begin a program to both undermine and financially destabilize the cryptocurrency industry.

While you’re more than welcomed to cavort with greedy vulture capitalists, riding the circus-like pyramid scheme wave of bitcoin and ripping off the indigenous through nefarious marketing schemes, the Federal Reserve of the United States will not stand for this brand of wanton and flagrant chicanery.


See you in jail

The Federal Reserve breaks whole countries over its knees for lunch — starts world wars — enlists the most evil bankers the country is able to scrounge up. Do you think they will accept this public humiliation?

If the Fed doesn’t think gold is money, a currency that has been around for 6,000 years, what do you imagine they think of Bitcoins?

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20 comments

  1. zombie

    FIG

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  2. dragun

    LMAO. The CBs are letting the cryptos do their thing burn their cash so that when they introduce a world currency or several regional currencies all the heavy lifting has been done.

    was that some Jr. staffer? add one more to the U1 numbers

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    • heaterman

      Unemployment should be the least of his worries.
      His time would be well spent selecting and purchasing a burial plot in a nice shady cemetery.

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  3. Cricket

    Is this a real video? How does a moron like that get invited to a televised Fed committee hearing?

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  4. superpositron

    Haven’t you been consistently wrong about crypto currencies ?

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  5. it is showtime

    middle finger G/L

    BIS +0% CLAW +0% DRV +8% EPV +1% EWV +2% FAZ +2%
    SDOW -15% SDS -1% TECS +2% TZA 0% UVXY +1%

    Really? How could that be possible.

    I realized the warfare being played. Quite awhile ago. 2 can play

    . I .
    . I .
    uIu
    uuu

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  6. sarcrilege

    This aggression will not stand, Man

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  7. fryguy15

    The fool intern is not even wearing a jacket.

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  8. doughjadank

    Bitcoin is one break in the chain away from being irrelevant. ETH is the dumbest shit. The 100s of other coins are just a big joke.

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  9. awanka

    Try and catch me, coppers!

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  10. heaterman

    Hold it. Back to BANG THAT FAG/THAT FAG PUB…

    I’m curious as to how you would respond, Senor Fly, should Anderson Puker himself contact you regarding the use of terms such as Fag, Gay, Sodomites, Catamites, Faggot and demand an apology for your use of such terms of endearment?

    What say ye?

    …This should be good..

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    • Dr. Fly

      I would tell him to stop being a faggot.

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      • heaterman

        Hmmm. I was looking for something more “Flyesque”

        It is getting late in the day I suppose.

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        • ericbakerbruce

          I was also looking for something like “suck my dick, cooper with the open for business pooper”

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  11. soupbone

    Insane, I know its insane but I can’t fucking explain how I know this, at this point in time. It has to do with market prices and how everyone counts their market value as their own money when it ain’t theirs. If and when they sell the value is then found again in US dollars no doubt.

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  12. cancel19

    I would rather see an “abolish the FED” sign go up behind the Lazyboy, oops I meant chair! IMHO

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  13. heaterman

    The exchange between Paul and The Bernanke…
    Pretty much says it all in terms what is, and what is not, a store of value vs medium of exchange.

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