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Ethereum and Cryptocurrency Markets Explodes to the Upside in Heart Attack Melt Up

Dr. Fly Wed Jul 12, 2017 11:29pm EST 3 Comments

Immediately after some lad went on the teevee, telling people to ‘buy bitcoins’, the cryptocurrency market fucking exploded to the upside. Thumbing their nose at the Federal Reserve monsters, the cryptofags are having an orgy of perfidious cavitation.

Be sure to share this fucking article with all of your friends and family.

I mean, seriously, what the fuck is up with those returns? How are these people allowed to walk away with that sort of money without the house mugging them?

In the meantime, Nasdaq futures are +17. Join Exodus and become a gentleman of extreme porportions.

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3 comments

  1. sarcrilege
    sarcrilege
    July 13, 2017 at 12:36 am

    Never mind, at least your track record is still ok under 2546USD:
    https://tinyurl.com/ya9br25v

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  2. tradercaddy
    tradercaddy
    July 13, 2017 at 6:52 am

    Ripple is the best.
    That and Boone’s Farm was the wine of choice when I was in College.

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  3. CoinSpeak
    CoinSpeak
    July 13, 2017 at 11:02 am

    This happens a couple times a month in crypto. Isn’t it glorious?

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