The good folks at iBankCoin have been working tirelessly over the past few weeks trying to invent a new acronym based investment strategy, one that could replace the old FANG thesis — which is both old and pathetic.
Ladies and gentlemen, I am proud, as well as honored, to introduce THAT FAG PUB.
(YTD returns)
TSLA +54%
HDB +49%
ADBE +42%
TCEHY +51%
FB +38%
AVGO +41%
GOOGL +22%
PYPL +44%
UL +37%
BABA +69%
THAT FAG PUB is awesome and that ain’t fake news
This is so much better than FANG. It’s more diversified than FANG, holds better companies, and the acronym actually means something. What the fuck does FANG mean anyway? How do you pitch this to your clients?
“Hey, Mr. Jones, I got this great investment theme for you. Buy some FANG and let me take a bite out of your net worth. What do ya say?”
Or, how about this?
“Hey, Mr. Jones, I’ve been meaning to head on over to THAT FAG PUB today. What do ya say we go together and have a lot of fun? We might even make some money doing it.”
Plus, if the regulators ever target you for losing clients money, you could always accused them of being homophobic, for targeting you because of a gay themed investment strategy.
It’s a win-win, so head on over to THAT FAG PUB now and get a head of the game.
Get it, head?
Sorry, I could not help myself.
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And this’s not even Friday. The fanciful drinking starts on Wednesday noon around here. What’s next? BANG THAT FAG?
Interesting thesis. I wonder what the sharpe is on BANG THAT FAG v THAT FAG PUB?
Back to the lab I go.
NVDA should be part of that BANG
This is what I come here for.
There is “such a need” to keep that vix under 10.25
Really, i’m sure it’s market forces providing that need
Market complexion must really feel 10.25 or lower vix
Is where and what vix should be at and setting it there
what’s important showtime, is we get to THAT FAG PUB! vix not important
That is AWESOME!!
You said head
Sounds like fly is coming out…extra Liberace