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German-French Futures Edge Higher; Macron Says He’ll Visit Berlin ‘Very Soon’

President-elect Emmanuel Macron had a 10-minute conversation with Angela Merkel. It was described as being ‘very warm.’ He promised to visit her ‘very soon’, so that they may hash out schemes to fuck Britain over.

Both DAX and CAC futures are celebrating the defeat of Nazism, higher by 0.8 and 0.6, respectively.

American futures are unchanged — as we have plenty of other things to worry about.

In other news, CHIVALRY ISN’T DEAD.

Anything you say about the above video is racist, so please reserve your comments to yourselves.

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48 comments

  1. probucks

    #triggered

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  2. joshua

    $1,000 days fly drives a German car.

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    • joshua

      Says, apologies to the well though out men of ibankcoin.

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    • Dr. Fly

      Gl450

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      • joshua

        You didn’t have to answer, I already figured. Most “nationalists” or antiglobalists don’t really believe in the rhetoric. I don’t blame you, that’s a fantastic automobile. Some countries just do things better. My wife’s ford is a literal piece of shit.

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        • dschnei6

          Interesting…I’ve never had any major issues with my Ford’s, but I watched my neighbors new Mercedes get winched on a flat bed wrecker because it wouldn’t start.

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          • The Maven

            One of my vehicles in an ML320 with 225,000 miles on it. My Ford Expdition literally fell apart at 125,000.

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  3. s.k.

    What the hell was that?

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    • ironbird

      Not a gated community you racist bastard.

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      • joshua

        Do they make gated trailer parks?

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        • ironbird

          You must be moar poor than most. Nothing wrong with it and all. Fuck yeah they do douche bag. Try traveling some.

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          • joshua

            So they do have gated trailer parks? I’ve lived in a few countries, so yeah I’ve traveled a bit.

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          • ironbird

            Yosemite Valley has one of the best pools in the world. Regular big community sized pool with a gate around it. But the views. Do it dude. Embrace the inner racist. Never let ignorance make life suck.

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          • joshua

            Dude, I have a great pool already… However, without fucking with you….. that part of the country will be nice to see before I die… from the immigrants of course 🙂

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  4. gappingandyapping
    gappingandyapping

    That young man was just trying to help the woman out as she could not easily make it to the pool for a swim. #HONORSTUDENTS #YOOFS

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  5. wolfdaddy

    he is probably the one who can’t swim. Ha ha ha

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  6. frog

    The video shows a black man who throws an elderly woman down on a hard looking surface next to a swimming pool and then throws her into the pool.

    Interesting that Fly posts this video. Also interesting that Fly has never posted any of the many videos on the Net of unarmed young black men being shot by police.

    Does the situation Fly posts a video of, seem more real or more serious to him, than the situation he ignores?

    The context of the video is not given– not even the country in which it takes place. So there are a lot of conclusions that can be jumped to, by those who desire to jump.

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    • Dr. Fly

      No I posted this video because I’m racist, obviously.

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      • joshua

        You you posted the video because you’re a businessman….I totally respect that. You found a very stupid group of people to manipulate. I respect you, not as an actual human or anything, but as a player. First bump, man.

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        • Dr. Fly

          Josh

          You’re sarcasm is weak, just like your deadlift — I’m guessing.

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          • The Maven

            That stupid group of people are called American Blacks. Do you really think that as in another country? You are dumber than a fucking box of rocks. Go take a walk at night in the ghetto, I’d love to see you on WorldStar and YouTube in a puddle of your own piss.

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    • t.c.

      Relax Frog, about 90% of the interracial violence between blacks and whites involves the whites in the victims role. It’s even worse for East Indians and Asians. Of the roughly 70,000 rapes in this country every year, fully half are black on white and of the other half the blacks dominate there too. At least 60% of black girls entering college have been sexually assaulted. It’s an epidemic and almost normalized in their communities.

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      • joshua

        Black people bad, internet says so…. guy with animal eating animal say so. Ok, we got it.

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        • t.c.

          Black people are just people and all people matter. Whites are the victims more often than not when dealing with interracial crime. That’s all. Don’t try to read this into it https://youtu.be/hz-crDWmINk#t=1m17s

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        • ferd

          He didn’t say that. He stated facts. If you generalize to think that all blacks are bad, that is your racist problem. Blacks know that they’re in more danger in a black city neighborhood than the typical white neighborhood, only you and frog in your sheltered lives aren’t aware.

          I wonder too if the racist and patronizing impulse of the frogs of the world to forgive bad behavior of blacks contributes to that bad behavior. People who are continually convinced they’re victims of the system aren’t likely to contribute to it.

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      • frog

        TC, please cite a link for your statistics, unless you just made them up just now, which I strongly suspect you did.

        I did find some homicide statistics in wikipedia, Race and Crime in the U.S.

        “Most homicides were intraracial, with 84% of white victims killed by whites, and 93% of black victims killed by blacks.”

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        • t.c.

          Those rape numbers are FBI. Here this a good overview of race and crime- the black crime rate is 7 to 10 times that of whites- http://www.dailywire.com/news/7441/7-statistics-you-need-know-about-black-black-crime-aaron-bandler

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          • frog

            A Right Wing biased web site. Also it does not mention any of the statistics you cited in your first comment.

            Please provide a link to where these supposed FBI statistics are.

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          • cancel19

            “I din du nuffin”!

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          • t.c.

            Yes, the Daily Wire is a conservative site, but you’ll get the same numbers from Wikipedia and everywhere else. It’s a basic fact that blacks commit roughly 52% of the crime in our country. All these numbers come from the DOJ/FBI yearly crime reports-they are freely available to anyone with a computer.

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          • The Maven

            Anyone who thinks blacks are not the most violent species in the country has absolutely no contact with black people. My middle class black friends won’t go anywhere near the inner city at night, they know better. Yes, I have black friends.

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  7. snoozer

    it’s pretty difficult to respect a pay per click ass whore

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    • moosh

      Do you randomly take the time to log into blogs and post gibberish, or are you just off your rocker?

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      • snoozer

        i was a regular poster when this was an actual trading blog and gnat was not a gutter whore. i still do occasionally view the blog out of old habit – it’s where i used to go when stockpickr was flaming out. but yes i suppose my looks and posts are random now. yanks game is a bit boring tonight. OA only real reason i occasional browse through.

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      • snoozer

        and no i don’t take the time to log in its auto set on my phone numbnuts. until gnat bans me again i suppose.

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        • The Maven

          You are here for about 4 hours so far. You are doing one helluva job occasionally checking out the site. Ye Hods, these flamers are such homos.

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        • Dr. Fly

          Snoozer

          No one cares about your life story. We get 3 mill page impressions per mo. You’re literally a fart in the wind.

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          • snoozer

            i would guess you intended that i was ‘proverbially’ a fart in the wind but i’ll excuse your penury in diction these days now that you moderate late night Klan meetings.

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  8. Dr. Fly

    You’re all so misanthropic and miserable. Quit micro analyzing every thing I post and stop defending animals who slam and attempt to drown old people.

    The problem with racists, the dangerous ones, is that they don’t even know when they’re being racist.

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  9. s.k.

    What was your point in posting the video? Because Macron won black people will terrorize old white women?

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    • cancel19

      It is what it is! Enjoy!

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    • Dr. Fly

      There was no point. It had nothing to do with Macron. I wanted to update you on the state of affairs in chivalry. It is, as you can see, NOT dead.

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    • The Maven

      You are here for about 4 hours so far. You are doing one helluva job occasionally checking out the site. Ye Gods, these flamers are such homos.

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  10. t.c.

    I don’t think the guy meant to body slam her, he just slipped when he picked her up. That’s the way it looks to me

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  11. t.c.

    The bigger more important issue is not disproportionate black on white violence but the cultural degeneracy and decay experienced by both communities. 70% of births are out of wedlock in the black community and in the highschool educated white community it’s the same. Abortion, feminism, cultural Marxism that is what has and will ruin us. The racial red pill is only so important, it’s the cultural one that matters.

    https://youtu.be/A0KwdtCmvWg

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