Macron Celebrated Through Sharply Higher Crude Prices

Globalism is back on track. I hope some of you retards weren’t too emotionally attached to the specter of auto mechanics uniting to rule the world. With Le Pen being routed and gutted like a pig, the recency of the nationalist movement and subsequent election of Donald J. Trump looks like nothing more than a brief sojourn in the long winding road towards dystopia. There are no arguments that can be made to suggest we’re barreling towards something better — an automated world, an incredibly shrinking middle class, disastrous demographic shifts amongst western societies that will crack everything asunder.

The world you once knew, for better or for worse, is gone. Civilization marches on to the symphonies of decadence — dazzling markets to reach new highs — bestowing gifts of capitalism upon the world, Darwinism 2.0 — the economic version.

Think about it.

WTI is up sharply, just as I expected. But copper is down 1.2%.

S&P futures are flat and Japan is in full melt up mode, higher by 1.8%

The fact that the euro is lower by 0.2% tells me the Macron win was already baked in. We’ll be trading off future expectations tomorrow, first of which is an appreciable bounce in crude. I am long ATI and OAS — my only exposure to basic materials. I’d consider a new position in CLF and CLR — if we don’t get too great of a rally tomorrow morning.

Additionally, my position in DB should continue to do well, especially now that Macron is willing and able to suck Merkel’s dick. Given the fact that Macron has an affinity for much older ladies, he might find Angela quite attractive. His wife is older than both Merkel and May, so watch out Europe, there’s a new cuckold in town ready to take orders.