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The Verdict is in: Russia is GUILTY of War Crimes Against Babies; Prepare for Total War

A ‘senior US official’ says Russia knew in advance of the meaningless chemical attacks that were about to take place — targeting innocent women and babies. The official stated that Russia must’ve known because US intelligence concluded that an evil Russian drone was spotted near Idlib at the time of the attack. Moreover, hours after the attack, Russia bombed a hospital in a flaccid attempt to cover up the use of chemical weapons.

Russia’s side of the story claims Syria bombed a terrorist depot, which stored the chemical weapons. The destruction of the facility caused the poisonous gas to be released into the city. Many believe it wasn’t sarin, but chlorine-based gas — due to the way first responders were dealing with the deceased (without protective gear). Either way, the verdict is in and preparations for war are underway.

Sec. Tillerson is scheduled to visit Russia tomorrow. The Kremlin has not said whether Putin will meet with him or not.

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55 comments

  1. ironbird

    T Rex will show up. Vodka shots will be taken until the last man stands. The winner presses the button. We all die and got to Heaven. Yeah.

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    • t.c.

      Hillary supporters don’t go to heaven.

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      • frog

        Trump could start WWIII and screw up the economy so badly thta there would be mass starvation, and you crazies would still be bashing HIllary.

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        • t.c.

          Relax, it was a theological joke. Gallows humor- you’re a shrink you know about this.

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          • ferd

            He’s a shrink? That fits.

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          • t.c.

            She’s a lady bro.

            https://youtu.be/mSLXWXuch-4

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          • t.c.

            Actually, true story, at one point Ironbird developed a crush on her and used to post love songs for her everyday. At some point their romance fizzled out – it might have been political differences. She’s a divorcee with 6 cats and extraordinarily strong and unsupportable political opinions – stereotypical for a shrink.

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        • cancel19

          Hillary is a whore but I don’t want to hurt your snowflake feelings! I also don’t like using the term “whore” because after all is said and done they are good people. I’m using it as a euphemism for bad bitch.

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  2. juice

    if an anonymous senior US official said it, it must be true

    no lies and deceptions that lead to murderous, destructive wars, refugee crises and wasted trillions ever emanate from senior US officials

    full steam ahead!

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    • macpatton

      Ken Macleod, a scotsman, wrote a book in 2006 titled the Execution Channel that really gets into the dissemination of fake news by governments and bloggers with an agenda. It’s dystopian, well it was in 2007 when it came out. Now it looks like part of it was predictive. Actually the governments have been doing this all along one way or another in my opinion.

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  3. boyaj

    How would bombing a hospital cover up a chemical attack? Is the thought process that there wouldn’t be a way to diagnose the type of chemical used in the attack? Maybe I’m missing something…

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    • moonshot

      It eliminates the bad photo opps of the gassed babies. It’s a lot easier to say no chemical attack happened or otherwise spin the tale when there is no video or photographic evidence streaming into broadcast news exposing your story as obvious bullshit.

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      • boyaj

        But the gassed babies are still shown, and know you add “injury to injury” by bombing a hospital? I don’t see the argument still.

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        • moonshot

          The argument, at it’s core, would be that people do not always behave rationally. If you think they do, you are the crazy one.

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  4. roundwego

    go vix go.

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  5. UncleBuccs

    Now that we’re all neocons here at iBC, perhaps the honorable senator from Arizona will drop by the comments section and inform his peers as to what is *really* going on….

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  6. t.c.

    Wow, Russia sure does a lot of things. First they elected Trump and now they have manipulated him into a Mideast war by having a drone in the area while Assad was bombing ISIS. This is not the White Hats first fake “gas attack”.

    Rare Pepes improve mood better than placebo.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNxeHm74COk

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    • heckler

      Me likely rare peeps

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    • heckler

      Wow I will get some Pepe art for my home to commemorate and record. A simple piece. Really liked that last still in the last YouTube you linked

      Keep waiting for this meme to evolve further. Like where is “off to fight a desert war Pepe?” Do you think it drys up now that trump pulled the wool?? Do you think somebody else might pick it up?

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      • t.c.

        I don’t know, but Pepe and the meme war was one coolest (aka most based) things I have seen in politics. I expect we might see it make a comeback if Trump fully neocons out.

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        • heckler

          Yeah right so it was so it was trumps creative anti war Internet geeks responsible mostly?

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          • t.c.

            Yeah, I think that’s correct. Basically they are conservative nationalists and so there is some affinity for eastern europe and Russia among this segment of the Trump base because Russia and eastern Europe is a nationlists stronghold and Germany and western Europe is a globalist stronghold so the east are somewhat natural allies for them. I think part of the frustration with the Syria strikes is it unnecessarily puts us at odds with Russia. It seems that the east’s brush with total marxism has inoculated it from the current craze of cultural marxism that is rampaging through the west.

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  7. nocigar

    If the Russians knew in advance, they could have stopped it if they wished. But they didn’t. So they either didn’t know or were okay with it. In either case, why would they bother to cover it up?

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    • frog

      There’s no reason why they would cover it up. It’s bs. If it were true, why wait so long to tell us?

      “Russia’s side of the story claims Syria bombed a terrorist depot, which stored the chemical weapons. The destruction of the facility caused the poisonous gas to be released into the city.”

      Okay, if that’s what happened, then why didn’t Putin or Assad call up the (failing?) NYT and tell them, that so that the news outlets would not end up incorrectly reporting that Assad had committed intentional atrocities?

      Because that wasn’t what happened. That’s why. It’s an excuse made up later, when they felt they needed to have one.

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      • t.c.

        This is like the third fake gas attack by ISIS. I bet you can believe anything, it must be nice to have such a tiny amygdala.

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      • billiejones

        Huh? So, because Putin or Assad didn’t call the New York Times to disclaim the gas attack, they must have had knowledge or done it? Thats some weird logic my man. Why would any world leader call a newspaper to disclaim anything?

        I have no idea who did what, but logically, if a person was not involved in a robbery, but it happened to occur in their neighborhood, your logic says their first move should be to get on the phone to inform the local newspaper or police that: “it wasn’t me”……….see how absurd that sounds? If a person didnt commit the act, then their first priority would likely be to investigate to figure out what even occured, not rushing to proclaim “I didnt do it”. Immediately disclaiming responsibility is almost always a sure sign of some guilt. Somehow, you seem to think its a sign of innocence. Imagine if law enforcement thought like you; criminals would never get caught.

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        • macpatton

          I would never call the cops and tell them I didn’t do it. They come and shoot me.

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  8. soupbone

    I smell shit.

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  9. soupbone

    Life is suprisingly precarious. It just shocks when we get woken up after forgetting

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  10. ferd

    My greatest hope for Trump (although I didn’t vote for him) is that he would resist warmongers and the anti-Russian hysteria in particular. It looks like he doesn’t have the brains …or the interest, to figure out what’s going on. Hope I’m wrong.

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  11. heckler

    Fly, why don’t you give us pikers a nibble on your war package?

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    • ironbird

      Only after that sociopath frog cries like a bitch. Babies will die. Babies will be burned alive. The libtard cuck propagandists made this possible. frog must cry out loud like a fucking bitch.

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      • ironbird

        Welcome to the gallows drano drinker.

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        • heckler

          Cry out bitch!

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          • ironbird

            Relax dude. When your boyfriend is getting raped by some cult member. No one will care. We are all the same now. Light a candle fart in the wind. Freeattle to the bone baby.

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  12. s.k.

    Every stupid fuck that voted for this clown should be first on the draft list. Cull the herd.

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    • t.c.

      The problem is that a war with Russia will be an exchange of nuclear ICBMs so the irony is that the big population centers, which is where all the Hillary supporters live, will be vaporized. Maybe this is the Republican strategy to improve voter demographics.

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  13. ferd

    On the sarin attack that crossed Obama’s red line …http://www.strategic-culture.org/news/2016/04/28/seymour-hersh-hillary-approved-sending-libya-sarin-syrian-rebels.html

    Who knows …but never assume that those who do what is needed in order to attain great political power are wired the same as a normal healthy person.

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  14. ferd

    Democrats, including former party head Howard Dean, emote that Gabbard “should not be in congress” ..simply because she wanted to aim before firing. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSD4tpNazlk

    This kind of shit .. and stuff like McCain calling Paul a Russian agent …we’ve lost it folks. The McCarthy era had nothing on today’s level of crazy anti-freedom activists running wild in our politics and media.

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  15. anjingbauwau

    I watched that clip of General McMasters a few times and its funny how life imitates art…I kept thinking he reminds of the George C. Scott character in Dr. Strangelove…..

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  16. anjingbauwau

    My other takeaway was that he appeared to have this cloak of invincibility about him….

    It was late afternoon on Feb. 26, 1991, during the Gulf War when then-Capt. H.R. McMaster ran into a superior Iraqi armored force lying in wait to halt the main U.S. advance into occupied Kuwait.

    McMaster commanded Eagle Troop of 2nd Squadron, 2nd Armored Cavalry Regiment. The 2nd ACR was providing an offensive covering force for the U.S. Army’s VII Corps.

    Advancing through a heavy sandstorm, McMaster’s nine M1 Abrams Tanks and 12 M3 Bradley Fighting Vehicles made contact with the large Iraqi defensive belt in the featureless Iraqi desert.

    His troop destroyed approximately 50 T72 Tanks and about 25 other armored vehicles in 23 minutes in what would become known as the Battle of 73 Easting of Operation Desert Storm.

    http://www.military.com/daily-news/2017/02/23/mcmasters-tank-battle-in-iraq-may-shape-advice-in-new-role.html

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  17. dmfracer

    That’s it. I’m putting $SPXU back on the watch list

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  18. metalleg

    One of the most important factors to consider when a crime is committed is motive. I’m still trying to get my head around Assad’s motive in killing a bunch of babies.

    If the tale don’t fit, you must acquit.

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