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Dutch-Turk Row Deepens; Geert Wilders Says ‘Turks Aren’t Welcomed’ in the Netherlands

Geert Wilders is the favorite to win the elections in the Netherlands in about 3 days and may one day become their new leader — running on a blatant anti-Islam platform — pushing forth the narrative that Islam is anti-human rights, anti-democratic, and invokes violence amongst ardent followers of the faith. Over the past two days, relations between the Dutch and the fucking Turks have deteriorated because the Turks wanted to hold political demonstrations in the Netherlands, as part of their effort to appeal to the 5.5m Turkish citizens living in Europe, in order to pass a referendum on April 16th that will convert Turkey into a ‘Presidential republic’ from its current parliamentary system.

Both Netherlands and Austria have told them to fuck off.

The Prime Minister of Turkey, Binali Yildirim, held a campaign rally himself in Germany on Feb. 18th — much to the delight of Merkel.

Bear in mind, foreign-led protests are in fact banned in Turkey — yet Erdogan is out calling “the west”, specifically the Netherlands, as being nazis and fascists — because they’re uninterested in having foreign nations campaign inside their borders.

“I have said that I had thought that Nazism was over, but that I was wrong. Nazism is alive in the West”, said Erdogan.

Turkey’s PM, Binali Yildirim said “This situation has been protested in the strongest manner by our side, and it has been conveyed to Dutch authorities that there will be retaliation in the harshest ways … We will respond in kind to this unacceptable behavior.”

Meanwhile, Erdogan said Turkey would continue acting belligerent towards the Netherlands, asking the UN to apply sanctions too until they apologized (lolz). The Dutch PM, Mark Rutte, did not offer one — instead diagnosing Erdogan with a mental disorder.

“This is a man who yesterday made us out for fascists and a country of Nazis. I’m going to de-escalate, but not by offering apologies. Are you nuts? This country was bombed during the Second World War by Nazis. It’s totally unacceptable to talk in this way.”

Here’s Geert laying down the gauntlet on Erdogan, saying they’ll never become a member of the EU — because ‘they are no Europeans.’ He added human rights were incompatible with Islam, saying Erdogan was a ‘dangerous Islamicist who raises the flag of Islam.”

“We do not want more, but less Islam, so Turkey, stay away from us.”

The subsequent result of this acrimonious back and forth has been riots in Rotterdam, which the Dutch police responded to strongly.

More than 400,000 Turks live in the Netherlands. Protests and riots were rampant in Rotterdam last night.

Dutch police controlled the crowd using dogs, water cannons, mounted police, and hard sticks.

In footage captured by CNN Turk, a Dutch dog took a nibble out of an unruly protester.

Meanwhile, in Istanbul, Turkish authorities have cordoned off the Dutch Embassy due to ‘security concerns’ after a night of loud egg pelting protests.

But some enterprising lad did manage to slip through the tight security to hoist the Turkish flag over the Dutch Embassy, amidst chants of ‘Allah Akbar’ reverberating in the background.

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Elon Musk Brokers Power Generation Deal for Australia on Twitter

It’s amazing to see almost everyone use Twitter for great benefit except Twitter themselves.

Yesterday the CEO of $TSLA, Elon Musk, was discussing energy with Michael Cannon-Brookes, Co- Founder of Atlassian, ticker $TEAM, about his shit continent’s problem with rolling blackouts and then proposed to fix it in 100 days or it’s free!

Brookes said ‘you’re on mate’, went on to drink a large blue can of Foster’s beer, and then went to sleep.

Elon the nerd even quoted him the price it’ll cost them to enter the 21st century of reliable energy generation.

He later updated Brookes, who was likely dead asleep from all of the ‘Kangaroo punch’ he’d been drinking earlier.

Then Elon spoke to Crocodile Dundee himself, Malcolm Turnbull, the flaccid leader of Australia — saying that he was very excited to work with savages from ‘down below’ in an effort to provide them with enough power to keep their small beer refrigerators icey during the blistering summer heat.

As Elon was negotiating billion dollar deals on Twitter, the CEO of Twitter, Jack Dorsey, was probably trying to figure out ways to piss half his user base off by shadow banning conservatard thinkers.

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$UTX Chief Praises Trump, Says Current Administration Reaching Out to Business Leaders Unlike Obama

This wasn’t designed to be an Obama hate thread — but it may very end up being one. I didn’t head into this midnight post thinking ‘let’s shit on Obama the community organizer.’ But the fact of the matter is, Obama and his team of polyops and lawyers were fucking clowns compared to Trump and his cabinet of bosses. I want you to understand that before you demean any of his cabinet picks. They are business leaders. Ergo, they will do things for the economy that will help growth.

Listen to this interview with the humble guacamole salesman from Brooklyn, Jim Cramer and the chief of $UTX, Greg Hayes. Your position on the market or your emotionally driven biases are meaningless subterfuge. Just shut up. This man is giving you insight into his capstone. As investors of the market roaming about the corridors of the pyramid below, you must obey, else get eliminated.

Business is booming. Hayes praised the President’s open door policy, his approach to economic policy, tax and infrastructure plans, and repatriation of cash held overseas are all conducive policies that will promote growth and job creation.

Here’s the money clip.

Unlike the failing retail outlets who bend to the caprices of Ivanka Trump protestors, American industrial leaders understand what’s is transpiring here — out with the old, onerous, policies of Obama — in with the pro-American, pro-growth, anti-shill policies of Trump. It’s worth noting, important business leaders have been showering the new administration with praise — much of which has gone unreported in the main stream media — who are seemingly obsessed with neocon inspired Russian nightmares. Just last week, the heads of both JP Morgan and Dow Chemical offered salutations and appreciation to the Trump admin for waking up ‘animal spirits.’

UTX has had a nice run as of late.

Interestingly, based on seasonality data compiled over the past 46 years, the month of April is just about the best month to own the stock — with a win rate upwards of 65%.

Other industrials, of a similar ilk, that might benefit from this rising tide include $HON, $ROP, $PH, $CMI, $ROK and for aggressive investors maybe $USG or an $AWI.

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A Brief Review of My Favorite New Show: Taboo

Written by Steven Knight, who also writes for Peaky Blinders, starring Tom Hardy, Taboo is a dark tale of vengeance and high level chicanery. It reminded me of my favorite book of all time, The Count of Monte Cristo — a labyrinth of plotting by the main protagonist that never ceases to amaze.

During the series, Hardy plays a violent drunkard who had been away in Africa for over a decade, presumed dead, only to come back wealthy and with designs of biblical level vengeance — taking over his deceased Father’s company that had 1 redeeming quality: land in North America.

During the duration of the series, there is a dizzying array of chess moves being played out for this property, by the East India Company, the British Crown and the Americans.

After a few episodes, you might grow a little tiresome of his obsession with his half sister — wantonly promoting incest. Eventually it takes a back seat and the true essence of the show is revealed — leading up to an epic ending that is sure to get Taboo a second season.

If you like dark, sinister, testosterone driven shows, this is for you.

What new shows out there do you recommend that I see next?

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Former Congressman Dennis Kucinich Warns Congress that CIA Wiretaps Are Real and It Happened to Him

Restive cerements of the left have given pard-like support for the CIA  — believing the motives of the heralded agency to be only just and honorable, in  spite of all of the evidence suggesting otherwise. Hysterically, it was the left who’ve always been reticent about the motives of the CIA. According to a poll done by the WSJ/NBC, support for the CIA is soaring in recent months, alongside cognitive dissonance — due to ephemeral dreams of deep state coups being plotted against the Trump regime.

Enter former liberal Congressman from Ohio, Dennis Kucinich (D) — disclosing the fact that he was wiretapped in 2011 and only learned about it after the Washington Times let him listen to the surveillance tape. Let that sink in for a moment.

He went on to warn Congress that this is happening and they shouldn’t dismiss the notion that candidate Trump was being spied on, illegally or unethically, just because of their unwavering and irrational fealty to the vainglorious efforts of the CIA, the venerable nostrum for all of their sorrows and long lost dreams of a utopia —  dashed and cracked asunder by a populist movement blowing the hot coals of discord.

 

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Winkelvoss Twin Beatdown: SEC Rejects Their Bitcoin ETF; Prices Plummet Amidst Panic Fag-Friday Trading Tumult

This was a no brainer decision for the SEC — denying the Winklevoss proposed bitcoin ETF — based on the merits that it is nothing more than a digital way to commit wire fraud and a sundry of anti-money laundering schemes. It will never, ever, gain SEC approval.

Get used to it Bitfags.

In a statement issued by the D+ students at the SEC, they wrote: “the Commission is disapproving this proposed rule change because it does not find the proposal to be consistent with Section 6(b)(5) of the Exchange Act, which requires, among other things, that the rules of a national securities exchange be designed to prevent fraudulent and manipulative acts and practices and to protect investors and the public interest.”

Tyler Winklevoss retorted the SEC rejection with more Facebookesque determination.

“We remain optimistic and committed to bringing COIN [the proposed ticker] to market, and look forward to continuing to work with the SEC staff. We began this journey almost four years ago, and are determined to see it through. We agree with the SEC that regulation and oversight are important to the health of any marketplace and the safety of all investors.”

Botton line: prices are down in the magnitude of 8%. But don’t worry, there are thousands of Chinese millionaires scheming ways to remove their money from China — which should provide succor to prices soon.

Ironically, the only bitcoin ETF derivative play, $GBTC, should benefit from this Winklevoss beat down — further solidifying its position as the only way normies can invest in bitcoin on the open market.

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EXODUS OBSERVATION: Gold Flagged Oversold and Now Rallying Off the Lows

Gold was so hated, earlier this week, it bottomed and is now rally off the lows — led by gains in $GORO, $MUX, $NGD, $IAG and $SA.

If you’re a member of Exodus and need a live demo to better understand the platform, please inbox me. For those interested how our algorithms could help you trading sectors, or individual names, please observe our oscillator for gold and how it nailed the bottom in gold — almost to the exact second.

Would you’ve bought gold had you seen the oscillator at the annual lows? Who knows? The point is, you were provided an edge to trade off of — instead of wallowing out there like idiots playing with your StockTwits feed.

What’s OS now? REITs, Drug stores and oil and gas. If you want the details, you’re just gonna have to join the league of gentlemen and quit leeching from the internets.

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Mario Draghi Just Ruined the Fun: He Just Hinted at Raising Rates Before the End of QE

Talk about convoluted policy. Hiking rates while at the same time doing QE is like stabbing yourself while taking a blood transfusion. This is sheer perversion of economics and I hope he is punished in the after life for it.

As a result of his comments, European stocks sold off and we’re giving back a lot of gains.

The euro is flying v the dollar, up 0.75% and crude is now off by 0.7%.

More fuckery. I’m still 100% cash.

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Democrats GET IN HERE and Explain This

I always remembered conservatards sucking CIA pole, not libtards. As a matter of fact, the left has always chimped out on the CIA, ever since they killed JFK.

But now, since it’s politically expedient, they are beginning to genuflect to them. Our beloved intelligence services can do no wrong, in the eyes of many.

Explain this or die a fire.

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Confused About the Market? iBankCoin’s Investor Boot Camp Starts Monday

This is probably the most important and interesting Boot Camp Jeff will be hosting to date.

We’be had a great run and ran into some resistance. Now we got some great jobs numbers and the Fed is intent on hiking again. How will a tight Fed policy affect stocks and which stocks stand to benefit? If any of you have ever been to an iBC conference or Boot Camp, you know Jeff is a great educator. Typically, I eschew so called market educators like the plague, for most of them are scammers. Jeff is the real deal. I’ve seen him do very well in the market for a decade now, have witnessed him do live presentations with the patience of a God damned saint.

If you’re wondering what happens over the next quarter in stocks, attend this boot camp. It’s well worth the small investment.

Here’s the 5 day schedule.

The program begins on Monday. Link to join is above.

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