iBankCoin
Home / 2017 / March (page 20)

Monthly Archives: March 2017

Remember When Pelosi Said She Didn’t Meet with the Russian Ambassador? SHE LIED

The good folks at iBankcoin, in conjunction with the grande recursive order of the knights of the lambda calculus, hereby demand a thorough and swift investigation into Rep. Pelosi’s dealings with the Russians.

Just today, in an interview with Politico, she said she had never met with the Russian Ambassador. Later it was revealed, she in fact lied and had met with him.

When will the madness end?

If found guilty, we wish to reinstate public hangings so that future generations will learn the expensive cost of treason is in fact paid for in blood.

Comments »

The Timeline Has Been Altered: BEHOLD the Berenstein Bears Theory

Strange things have been happening the past few years.

Black swan errors have been taking place on a regular basis — such as the wrong crowning of Miss Universe, an egregious error in the announcement of the best movie of the year — an unbelievable super bowl victory by the New England Patriots and a stock market that goes up on any news.

Set aside the fact that a reality, shit posting, teevee star is now our President, tweeting all day long, casting aspersions at his many enemies — the god damned spelling of the Berenstein Bears has been altered, forever.

I did a poll last night about the spelling of the Berenstein Bears and 75% of you said it ended with ‘stein’ — yet that spelling is, inexorably, wrong.

It’s called the ‘Mandela Effect‘ and we’re all part of it. The timeline in the multiverse has been changed and the matrix is now being controlled by a prankster, someone fucking around with things to see how we deal with it.

Or, we’re all gone mad.

The idea that we’re living through an indiscernible simulation is looking increasingly plausible.

Your theory?

Comments »

RED SCARE INTENSIFIES

President Trump has entered the kindergarten playhouse today by trolling the democrats with a picture of Chuck Schumer with Vlad Putin. We’ve come to this ebb tide in American politics, which started with democrat refusal to accept the election of Donald Trump. Since then, they’ve done everything in their power to undermine the very fabric of democracy, trying to impose their will using rogue elements of the intelligence agencies, and shills in the media, to ‘resist’ Trump.

And so, we’re left here, talking about who met with Russians and the President of the United States shitposting on twitter.

Here’s Pelosi scared to mention that she merely met with Russians.

The timeline in the multiverse has been altered. I’ll prove it later.

Comments »

Gold and Uranium Stocks Are Oversold

Gold stocks have been scrotum punched to death the past two weeks, as the bitcoiners stole all the thunder. On average, gold stocks are down a catastrophically 15% during the same time bitcoins crested towards new highs.

Simultaneously, uranium stocks have fallen hard — leaving both gold and nukes in an unlikely ménage with one another — OVERSOLD — according to the basic principles and laws set forth by Exodus.

Both oscillators, which are a composite grade of our technical rankings, are at extremely low levels — based off data compiled over the past year.

In other words, gold and uranium haven’t been this oversold since December.

Do what you like with the information. I’ll continue to hold out for better prices for my wretched $UEC and $URG holdings. SAD!

Comments »

A Small Californian Catholic School Turned $15k into Millions by Investing in $SNAP

Barry Eggers from Lightspeed Ventures had two kids in St. Francis catholic school in Mountainview, CA. These children enjoyed playing with Snapchat and this caused Eggers to seek out the founders of Snapchat and invest $500k in the company — making Lightspeed the first investors in the start up.

Then, which is unbelievable to me, Barry convinced his kids’ high school to invest $15k in Snapchat, from a fund started by parents for the little school back in 1990.

Who does that?

How did Eggers approach the school and say ‘hey Father, why don’t you take some of your endowment money and invest it with me in this little app that permits people to send naked photos of themselves to each other?’

Yesterday, St. Francis sold two thirds of their position, 1.4m shares, at $17.

I suppose the good catholics are letting the additional third run, justifiably, since it’s all found money at this stage.

St. Francis’ statement

“The school’s investment in Snap – which this morning announced the completion of its IPO – has matured and given us a significant boost as we continue our work towards realizing the bold vision and goals set out in our community-inspired strategic plan: leading with Hope & Zeal.”

How does that make you feel, honestly, knowing that investable opportunities like this only come by way of private markets that are mainly enjoyed by connected VCs and lucky catholic high schools who happen to educate their children? When was the last time the market truly produced a long term winner, based on growth, and now just some stock coming back from the dead?

All of the winners, $AAPL, $AMZN, $NFLX, have been chosen and their big gains are behind them. Aside from the occasional biotech stock shooting higher Off breakthrough clinical data, the markets gains have been muted and pale in comparison to what’s being made in the private markets.

In a sense, the public markets have been relegated to a dumping grounds for those early investors in the private markets hoping to get liquid on the Johnny Come Latelies.

Comments »

Mexican Peso Soars After Ross Says it Will Rebound ‘Quite A Lot’ if ‘Sensible’ Trade Deal Met

In a CNBC interview this morning, Commerce Sec. Wilbur Ross reaffirmed Trump’s border tax plan, saying that something like that was needed to balance the budget. Moreover, he was somewhat combative over the idea that the market would figure things out via forex market exchange rates — rendering any border tax uselessness because the peso would simply fall to make up the difference.

“We need to do something to balance the budget,” he said, while conceding he is “skeptical” of some of the arguments put forth by advocates of the tax who say that currency appreciation would offset the cost increases that would come with the levy.

“I’m a little skeptical about the theory that there’s a totally free lunch and that the markets will absorb everything, but we do need something to fill that hole,” he said.

Ross reaffirmed his commitment to protecting American jobs — saying that he’d be tough on trade, first focusing on NAFTA.

“We’ll be aggressive on trade because we know that deals that have been made historically have resulted in the great loss of manufacturing jobs, a great amount of closed manufacturing businesses,” he said. “We don’t want that to continue.”

“The first on our agenda is Nafta because we think it makes sense to solidify your own neighborhood first,” he said.
Making sure other countries follow the terms of trade deals also will be a major task for him as the 79-year-old businessman gets further into the job.

Lastly, he’all be working on ways to enforce trade deals.

“In the next week or so you’re going to start to see a lot more out of us on enforcement,” Ross said. “I think it’s ridiculous to go to all the trouble to bring a trade case, win it and not enforce it against the other party. We will be a very strong enforcer of it.”

“Many of these were put in by executive orders and agency rules and those wouldn’t require acts of Congress” to repeal, he said. “So we are up to our eyeballs to try to make sure we identify all of the problems.”

Clips below

As a result, the peso is skyrocketing v the dollar, up more than 1.5%. My best guess is the market is viewing the remarks by Ross as pragmatic, less Trump styled fire and brimstone, more ‘let’s get a trade deal done that makes sense.’

Comments »

Russian Foreign Ministry Spokeswoman to CNN: ‘Stop Spreading Lies and Fake News’

Russia’s outspoken foreign ministry spokeswoman, Maria Zakharova, had some choice words for CNN — after being confronted by their reporters over the AG Sessions’ hysteria. In a prepared statement, she called the event ‘media vandalism’ and a ‘disgrace’ — suggesting the US media is down in the depths of depravity and deceit.

She stated the American media had “cross(ed) the line far beyond the professional ethics and their competence. They accuse and judge by simply fabricating false information.”

“I have a question: is it rock bottom, which the US media has reached, or is there an even greater depth for them to dive?” Zakharova said.

“The things that the US media affords itself to report are just an attempt at… a total disinformation of the public in America and worldwide,” Zakharova explained, adding the US audience is, of course, the main target.

During the exchange, which was caught on camera and posted below, she laid into CNN — asking them to ‘stop spreading lies and fake news.’

‘Stop spreading fake news’, cuckburgers.

Watch.

Comments »

Russia Responds to Democrats’ Russian Hysteria: ‘McCarthyism’, ‘Media Vandalism’, ‘Borderless Paranoia’

The latest chimp out by the democrat-media complex over Sessions meeting with a Russian Ambassador has caused some to look completely ridiculous — such as Claire McCaskill — who emphatically stated that she never, ever, met with a Russian Ambassador while working for the armed services committee, ever.

The internet doesn’t forget.

The NY Times even ran with the McCaskill lie and then deleted it, on the low, thinking no one was paying attention. Wrong again.

The response by our good friends in Moscow has been mixed, with some diplomatic statements, while some of the more outspoken one’s laid waste to democratic paranoia and hysteria — which is continung to drive a wedge between the two super nuclear powers.

Peskov argued it was normal for an ambassador to meet with officials and lawmakers, adding that “the more such meetings an ambassador has, the more efficient his work is.”

Asked if the accusations against Sessions smacked of McCarthyism, he answered cautiously that it’s not the Kremlin’s job to make judgments about U.S. domestic policy.

Peskov described the reaction to the news of the Sessions’ meetings as “an emotional atmosphere leading to resistance to the idea of any U.S.-Russia dialogue.”

“The negative effect for the idea to develop at least some dialogue with Russia is evident,” he added.

Foreign Ministry spokeswoman Maria Zakharova, was more combative, denouncing what she described as the U.S. “media vandalism.”

“Let me open a military secret for you: It’s part of the diplomatic job to have contacts in the country they are posted to,” she said sarcastically. “It’s their obligation to meet with officials and members of the political establishment.”

Zakharova also drew a literary allusion to George Orwell’s “1984.”

“The media in the United States have become such a Big Brother, moving far beyond professional ethics and their own competence, raising accusations and passing judgments by fabricating false information,” she said.

Alexei Pushkov, the head of the information policy committee in the upper house of the Russian parliament, described Democrats’ demands for Sessions’ resignation as a “borderless paranoia.”

“Hysteria in the U.S. has driven politicians into a trap,” Pushkov tweeted. “You met a Russian? That’s an end to your career. You concealed it? You go to prison. The spirit of Joseph McCarthy has been waiting for its hour to come.”

Trump has repeatedly said he wants to improve relations with Russia, but Moscow appears increasingly frustrated by the lack of visible progress, as well as by the support from Trump administration officials for continuing sanctions imposed on Russia for its interference in Ukraine.

Most Russian observers and news media cast the news over Trump’s alleged links with Russia as attempts by the Democrats to undermine the Republican’s agenda.

Fyodor Lukyanov, the head of the Council for Foreign and Defense Policies, a group of leading Russian foreign policy experts, said “the highest level of paranoia vis-a-vis Russia” in the U.S. makes any thaw in relations unlikely.

“The whole hysteria in the United States around Russia and the unprecedented presence of Russian issue and Russian factor in the U.S. domestic politics to me has one particular aim: to limit any space for maneuvering for President Trump in a relationship with Russia as much as possible, not to allow him to change the nature of relationship,” Lukyanov said.

“From this point of view their efforts are successful, because we see that his tone is changing,” he added.

Lukyanov ridiculed the portrayal of Russia as a “kingmaker everywhere in the world” and deplored what he called a “self-defeating and self-destructive approach” by the U.S. establishment.

“Everything we hear isn’t harming Russia that much but is harming the credibility of the United States,” he said. “If Americans themselves believe that countries and leaders outside the U.S. can decide how they vote, that’s very bad.”

Comments »

THE TRUMP TRADE CRACKED ASUNDER AMIDST DEMOCRATIC CHIMP OUT OVER SESSIONS

UPDATE: Sessions recused himself from Trump administration-Russian Federation pending investigations.

I said it last night and I’ll say it again: it’s over Trumpsters. We’re going to war with Russia, whether you like it or not. We fight in the name of neoconism. We fight for the glory of Trotsky.

The media is drumming up a sundry of uncertainties, after it was revealed that Senator Sessions met with a god damned Russian Ambassador, whilst on the armed services committee.

This from Claire McCaskill

RELATED: Claire was somewhat upset about a month or so ago over Russian adoptions by US citizens. #pizzagate.

The result of all this business is a deleterious drop in ‘Trump trade’ stocks. Here are some of the lowlights.
$CLF, $KEG, $CMC, $VALE, $CRS, $X, $OAS.

Comments »