iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
15,848 Blog Posts

Move Over $TSLA, Here Comes the KANDI Car

It’s like a car named by a Klansmen, only that it’s Chinese and it runs on electricity. The Kandi car is a wanton piece of shit, Chinese domiciled and completely devoid of style and utility — which is precisely why I purchased the stock: $KNDI.

BEHOLD the Kandi Car.

kndi

Once in office, President Trump will make it virtually impossible for trade with China. I’m expecting a gigantic trade war, which would leave the dog eating Chinamen without their beloved Buicks.

ENTER THE KANDI CAR.

Any loss for American car manufacturers is a gain for the very green and very stupid KNDI. After all, Chinese cities are choking under a shroud of toxic coal dust — impugning the health of their citizens. If I was a Chinese autocrat, I’d force all citizens into Kandi cars, else threaten them with my own mobile execution vehicle — which of course would be made by the environmental scions at KNDI.

Here’s the chart, obviously forming a garbage pale off the base of a rocket launcher platform pattern.
kndi

If you enjoy the content at iBankCoin, please follow us on Twitter

11 comments

  1. tradercaddy

    I wonder how many clowns can fit inside?

    • 2
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  2. traderconfessions
    traderconfessions

    Comes with a free egg roll or a Coke.

    • 2
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  3. cancel19

    Hilarious! Okay, I’m in.

    • 1
    • 2
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  4. ericbakerbruce

    I’ll bet it comes with an ashtray.

    • 2
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  5. soupbone

    Obviously a death trap car. In the same catagory as the Citrion deux cheveax (sp?).

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  6. stockslueth

    They were going to call it the Yugo but the name was already taken.

    “Look at that S car go.” – Trading Places

    • 1
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  7. cancel19

    Is it me or does the front of that car look like a little green Jack Ma?

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"