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Bloomberg Logic: The Nice Jihadist Wasn’t Truly an Islamist Because He Ate Pork

I’m sorry, true jihadists only throw gay men off buildings and fucking stone women to death for getting raped. God forbid a woman should get raped and not have 4 men nearby to testify to her victimhood, it’s lights out for her. True jihadists torture and behead people for their religious beliefs, crucify catholic priests and even destroy thousand year old artifacts because they don’t conform to their sick, perverted, and criminally minded way of thinking.

They suspend school for all children in their cities and give them the koran in its stead. They’re slavers and force young girls as young as 12 to become sex slaves–because that’s what true, pious, non-pork eating men do. Right?

Nice

You fucking morons.

“Several testimonies paint the picture of a man far removed from religious considerations, not a practicing Muslim, who ate pork, drank alcohol, took drugs and had unrestrained sexual activity,” Paris anti-terrorism prosecutor Francois Molins told reporters Monday

Still, Mohamed Lahouaiej Bouhlel had grown a beard eight days before the attack and had explained he did it for religious reasons, Molins said, citing another witness. The prosecutor also added that the man recently had a “clear interest” in jihadi movements and had made several Internet searches about the Koran since the beginning of the month.

Bouhlel, a 31-year-old Tunisian with French residency, was killed by police after he drove a rented 19-ton refrigerator truck for about 2 kilometers (1.2 miles) down Nice’s seafront Promenade des Anglais on July 14, killing 84 people and wounding more than 200.

By discussing whether or not this scourge of the earth ate pork, drank swill or took drugs, the insane person who wrote this article is placing the “true” jihadists on a pedestal, giving them a standard of sorts. No. I’m sorry, but none of these jihadists are pure in any way, whatsoever. They’re all hypocrites, liars, thieves and untrue to the basic decency and morality of mankind.

The Nice killer was a jihadist, even if it doesn’t fit into your distorted narrative of the world. He’s a jihadist, in spite of the fact that he ate pork, donkey punched in his spare time, and drank from Budweiser cans during the readings of the holy koran.

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11 comments

  1. juice

    false-humanist neo-liberal progressive bs .. they are shitting all over themselves to fit this into their pro-migratiion/destroy Europe narrative

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  2. dirkd

    The SAUDI MUSLIM 9/11 hijackers (who had support from their Sharia government) were at a strip club getting wasted right before they killed 3000 Americans. Never mind the fact that they were devout attendees of several US Mosques that preached hate and Anti-US rhetoric. These libs are fucked in the head.

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  3. Dr. Fly

    I’d like to stop calling them liberals. True liberals are for human rights and small things like that. These new ‘progressives’ are authoritarians and represent less freedoms. They’re the neocons of the conservative movements, hijacking the democratic party from the liberals.

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    • dirkd

      Truth. And they’re fucked in the head.

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    • chuckem

      Thanks for that.

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    • helicopter ben

      I like the term leftists as liberals like Hillary, Warren, and Bernie tend towards an underclass of equal results supporting their power as opposed to equality of opportunity leading to organic prosperity. This is similar to “liberals” like Mao and Stalin.

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  4. t.c.

    If you are going die in jihad, you are essential immune from the normal moral restrictions of Islam because you are guaranteed paradise and the attendant 72 magically regenerating virgins. So essentially live it up à la (no pun intended) the 9/11 terrorist mentioned in the comment above.

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  5. hedge500

    let’s fire up the orbital space cannon, target Mecca/haj and call it a day

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  6. helicopter ben

    The pork eating may be an example of taqiyya, which is an allowable deception.

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  7. awanka

    It’s hard for me to be unbiased about this.

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