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As for the market, it’s looking rather soft early on. I’m long a wide array of risky assets. But, on the other side of the ledger, my largest position is XLU–which gives me a certain bearshitter quality that I’ve been unable to quantify, thus far. I am fully invested, on the road to Valhalla, handing out beat downs, gratuitously, along the way.

Here is Exodus‘ oversold signals, since inception (2009)

You motherfuckers are still hoping for a decline. How’d you like that intro line? Did that make you feel uneasy? Does my sewered mouth offend you?

Good.

If there’s one thing I can’t stand is a man who is unable to curse. I don’t trust anyone who is constrained by childish notions.

HERETO: The bulled up market is back. Time to lever up and enjoy the splendor that is embedded in the algorithms that direct the money flow into our capital markets. My cash has been depleted. I’m all in again.

Top picks: SAGE, ARWR, CENX (extra aluminum laden drug addict)

I bought more ARWR. Also, I started a new position in YHOO, which is also like smoking from the crack-cocaine pipe.

I added to my TA and SAGE positions, with a full heart and large balls. Also, as fate would have it, I’ve gotten back into the metal, this time as an aluminum man. I intend to see this one through and sell aluminum siding on the side if I have to, in order to help out the industry and all.

I STARTED A NEW POSITION IN CENX.

Had I known my previous blog would’ve created a sugar drop for all the ants to come out and swarm to, I would have never posted it. This mob mentality that the lot of you carry needs to stop. You get mad when others are mad, happy when others are happy, and generally indifferent when you should be interested.

The Greek people are a savage varietal and have defaulted on their debt 50% of the time. I don’t believe the homos at the EU included them in their structure by accident, but by design. They knew Greece would do this and would give them a reason to seize assets on the cheap. First Greece, next Portugal, then Spain and finally Italy. The fucking Germans are going to conquer Europe again, this time with their money.

It’s a diabolical scheme and it seems to be working.

Having said that, markets look tired right now. I have an itch to buy some stock, so I will be out hunting until I find something to eat.

I just drank a bottle wine, so pardon any forthcoming grammatical errors.

Since I was unable to invest an abundant amount of cash today, in a desperate attempt at finding a diamond in a middle of a junkyard, I’ve come to you, the reader class.

What I want you to do is this: give me your largest holding. I don’t want your ‘best idea’, because often times human beings discredit themselves and tend to misconstrue that as a request for the largest gamble. What I want from you, the dirty, rotten pleb char-wallah inside of a housing tenement with just one bathroom and bad seats at your local baseball team game: I want your top fucking holding.

Leave it now in the comments section and I will peruse it, as if it was something serious to consider.

Thanks, pal.

Fuck this shit. I’ve been sitting here, disgusted by the choices in front of me, indecisive about everything but one single thing: FUCK GOLD AGAIN. I sold out of GDX, never to return again.

All of this time I’ve wasted trying to become a gold man and for what!? I have nothing to show for it. My kids will think I am a loser, with zero gold bricks in my satchel and zero gold coins in my bank. This whole mining business is a racket, a fucking racket. Now I must figure out what to do with the proceeds. EASIER SAID THAN DONE, FUCKED FACE.

There is nothing that I feel like buying. I bought some SAGE, earlier in the day. And what has that done for me? ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. Nothing at all. As a matter of fact, I believe I am down on the stock, a few pennies or something like that.

I combed through every single sector, desperate in search for treasure and I disliked everything. I felt like spitting on my screen; but I opted against it because it’s disgusting. However, if the CEO of any gold company was here in front of me now, I’d spit on his face, then rip his collar bone out from his skin bag.

SBNY looks good. Lots of banks “look good.” I was also tempted to buy SLCA. But you know what I should do?

NOTHING. Nothing at all.

I have nothing for you; therefore I am nothing. As such, I am leaving now and might never return.

DEVELOPING…

I am underperforming today, so I made some changes. Empirically, I believe the entire nation of China to be a depraved and unique species of human being, born to lie and told to steal from young. As trading vehicles, they are great, as they eschew decorum and decency amongst man. HOWEVER, I will never hold a Chinese Burrito stock past a 10% loss, because it will soon find its way towards -99%, or WORSE! As such, I’ve sold out from BITA and hope the company burns to the ground, killing everyone with it.

In its stead, I’ve begun to buy drugs again, wholly off the wagon in search for a good time. To properly “party”, as you cocaine addled option whores like to call it, I’ve purchased shares of SAGE and ICPT.

How many times must I endure the Greek bailout talks, before I split my head in half with an Orbital Space Cannon (OSC)? For the love of fucks sake, can we conclude this chapter in our miserable lives?

Also, what sort of fucked up tape this this, with just 70% of stocks higher for the day? My chinese burrito stock, BITA, is getting its bit-frames re-jiggered and bo-jangled all over the fucking pavement. XLU is meh and GDX is lower, naturally.

I’m not particularly fond of this melt up, not the inane reasons for you. HOWEVER, let me remind you that this is a bulled up market. My missives are nothing more than immaturity, grande scale, seeping through my hardened exterior. If I am being perfectly honest with myself, I should be ashamed for not catching this wave and should be lashing myself about the back and kidney areas of my torso. I will try better, harder, and make sure this NEVER happens again, especially with that chinese burrito and gold shit.

Before I make changes, I want to see how the market digests this uneventful news.

Congratulations on doing what you’re supposed to do, with regards to raising your children. If you, by chance, you’re looking for gratuitous accolades from me, you’ve come to the wrong spot. If you’re a bad parent, it’s probably because you’re a selfish loafer, a byproduct of an inferior genetic make up. God willing your children are genetic outliers and can contribute something to society, instead of chin-wagging about the gogglebox–eating cheesed doodles.

Happy fucking Father’s Day, asshole.

Futures look strong early on. Greece is a 100% failure at some point this year. The only question is when and how much it will affect other weak euro nations, like Portugal, Italy, Spain and France (lolz). You do realize at some point in our lifetimes the euro will be one gigantic failure, yes? At some point, world markets will swim in a sea of blood, with guys like Bluestar bathing it in to his devilish delight.

We’re not there yet. The end game isn’t upon us, despite worldwide debt at record levels.

For now, my two largest positions are XLU and GDX. I have a wide array of positions than will ensure market participation should we rally. But I am very cautious right now, at least until I get some clarity on what in the hell is going on.

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