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IT’S NOT HAPPENING FOR ME TODAY

Fuck this shit. I’ve been sitting here, disgusted by the choices in front of me, indecisive about everything but one single thing: FUCK GOLD AGAIN. I sold out of GDX, never to return again.

All of this time I’ve wasted trying to become a gold man and for what!? I have nothing to show for it. My kids will think I am a loser, with zero gold bricks in my satchel and zero gold coins in my bank. This whole mining business is a racket, a fucking racket. Now I must figure out what to do with the proceeds. EASIER SAID THAN DONE, FUCKED FACE.

There is nothing that I feel like buying. I bought some SAGE, earlier in the day. And what has that done for me? ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. Nothing at all. As a matter of fact, I believe I am down on the stock, a few pennies or something like that.

I combed through every single sector, desperate in search for treasure and I disliked everything. I felt like spitting on my screen; but I opted against it because it’s disgusting. However, if the CEO of any gold company was here in front of me now, I’d spit on his face, then rip his collar bone out from his skin bag.

SBNY looks good. Lots of banks “look good.” I was also tempted to buy SLCA. But you know what I should do?

NOTHING. Nothing at all.

I have nothing for you; therefore I am nothing. As such, I am leaving now and might never return.

DEVELOPING…

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15 comments

  1. traderconfessions
    traderconfessions

    AGIO..

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  2. ho_chi_min

    Its like cocaine straight from Bolivia…long drugs

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  3. doubleplus

    Here in the ol’ Mesopotamia-invading US Army, we prefer “face of fuck” to “fucked face.” But same point.

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  4. matt_bear

    gold and silver stocks are for losers….and you knew this too. 🙁

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  5. bexpo

    You are always SPOT ON.
    Blah Blah blah.. Greece matters…Greece doesn’t matter – THEY ARE BEGGING to keep Greece in the euro so they can be bled dry by them? We should all be as lucky as GREECE? Be an irresponsible spendthrift and know someone else will always PAY all the bills in fear of being left… Greece should be KICKED to the CURB.

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  6. it is showtime

    (jumps from bush) NO RECORD HIGHS (runs out of sight)

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  7. gorby

    A mine is a hole in the ground owned
    by a liar.
    Also get your Greek on and buy DB

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  8. bob

    Got to agree with gold miners but that’s what makes them attractive. They suck so bad and for so long.

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  9. rangersfan

    Go back to what is working, low gas, strong dollar, consumer bouncing back. $AAL make it your bitch again. $UPS, $TA, restaurants $FRGI , and GARP tech. Maybe the semis…

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  10. clock

    “I bought some SAGE, earlier in the day. And what has that done for me? ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. Nothing at all. As a matter of fact, I believe I am down on the stock, a few pennies or something like that.”

    But SAGE was up today….how did you screw that one up?

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  11. banjoman

    Rangers fan, I’m with you on the FRGI. We have at least another 10 bucks to go, if not Moar.

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