Less China, MOAR DRUGS

I am underperforming today, so I made some changes. Empirically, I believe the entire nation of China to be a depraved and unique species of human being, born to lie and told to steal from young. As trading vehicles, they are great, as they eschew decorum and decency amongst man. HOWEVER, I will never hold a Chinese Burrito stock past a 10% loss, because it will soon find its way towards -99%, or WORSE! As such, I’ve sold out from BITA and hope the company burns to the ground, killing everyone with it.

In its stead, I’ve begun to buy drugs again, wholly off the wagon in search for a good time. To properly “party”, as you cocaine addled option whores like to call it, I’ve purchased shares of SAGE and ICPT.