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Everyone always asks me, flippantly “how does Exodus do during down markets?”

After I blow my pipe smoke into their eyes, I tell them “our track record is untarnished, a citadel (extra Bernanke) of greatness, a stone forest in a sea of rabble rousers, the truth amidst liars–a sublime harmony of mathematical precision (SHOMP).

Do yourselves a favour and join our ranks.

I’ll see you tomorrow when I review another male oriented war film.

I guess they didn’t know their history. Greece is saved. The Nazis have been kicked back into the pandora box and the world is happy again.

Stocks are higher and the biotech business is swirling with rumors, innuendo and crushing the helmets and then skulls of millions of short sellers.

From their volcano base in Hawaii, short sellers are throwing themselves into the active magma–depressed over the specter that the world isn’t ending yet.

The Apple computer corporation, led by its gay CEO–Tim “balls” Cook–are leading the way higher today, trailblazing a raninbow’d path of greatness, leaving evil hedge fund managers who bought puts on him yesterday in tatters.

All of this great things, AND MORE, are happening on this Friday, July 10th, 2015.

Don’t pay attention to the horse dung that was written in the previous blog. Real Americans love a good short squeeze, always have and always will. We love the sting of battle, the feeling of supremacy over those short selling bastards.

SHORT SELLERS ARE THE ENEMY.

Weight into the them. Use their guts to grease the treads of your tanks!

I almost feel bad for people like Zerohedge and Bluestar. We’re gonna kill them by the bushel. We’re gonna murder those son of a bitches!

I understand that some of you are scared of the market. That’s normal. It means you’re alive. I have faith that after you see some of your neighbors’ and friends’ accounts at zero, all because of some god damned short sellers, you’ll know what to do.

That’s all that I have to say for now.

Dismissed.

General Le Fly.

Everyone in the comments section should shut up.

Let us be clear. America’s stock market blows. All other nations are outperforming us this year. Even during the midst of a euro-crisis, Europe is still out pacing us. It’s time to revoke your American citizenship and become a citizen of the world.

I am rather emphatic about this point, all things considered. I’ve been blessed with a superior intellect, which is why I am outperforming all of you. However, the regular Joe, loafing about the coffee cart, is having his face punched in and ripped off in 2015. This is not a market for old men.

The once proud corporation of Apple, led by super-homo Tim Cook, is being liquidated, hopefully by some sovereign wealth fund going bust. It’s a funny thing, large asset managers. Whenever there is destruction in an asset class (e.g. oil, chinese stocks, copper, aluminum etc.) someone gets taken to the woodshed and cleaned the fuck out. The misnomer about these draw-downs is that the managers were stupid. Come on, now. It’s merely a matter of being at the wrong place at the wrong time, on many occasions.

I’ve known plenty of super smart people who’ve lost fortunes in the market, all because they had the right idea at the wrong time. Back in 2000, I was short some fucker of an internet stock that went from $80 to $250 on me, forcing me to cover and absorb heinous losses–only to see it later at $0.

For the day, I was up 1.02%, thanks to CYBR and CMCM. I have about 10% in cash.

Europe is up over 2% and the Chinese were up over 5%, them and their 5 stocks that were open for trade. Our futures are indicating a +195 at the open. Needless to say, I am not impressed.

Yesterday’s sell off and halting of the NYSE was a crime against humanity. For as long as I live, I will not forgive yesterday. Five hundred years from now, I will still be bitter about the NYSE halting and market dropping upwards 250 points, for no God damned reason at all.

Therefore, I cannot get excited over pre-market futures–because I know how stupid and dastardly this market can be. For all I know, we might close down another 250.

I will count my money when it’s in my pocket.

I was away on business today, pressing our rights because we are entitled. While I was gone, markets careened lower–poleaxing a wide swath of humans–sending them to the sewer pipes.

Asian markets are open and they are getting goon’d up, lower. And then you have the nation of China–absolutely insane. Their actions over the past 10 days is so bizarre, I’m starting to think they are trying to reenact our 1929 crash. Perhaps they believe it is a right of passage, for their investors to suffer extreme losses in order to wash out the excess–kill off a few hundred million people through starvation.

Either way, they’re retarded.

Why should I suffer because the Greeks and the Chinese have a deathwish? I should be able to go about my days without a care in the world, partake in grande stock market gains and pursue a life of leisure.

I am sure you tuned in to read about “Fly going off the handle again.” Nothing could be further from the truth. I took today’s losses, like all losses that came before it, with a calm normality.

I look forward to even more losses tomorrow.

As I watch China getting their brains punched in, down by another 6%, I am delighted. Why am I delighted? Am I a very sick man?

Let us revisit our recent history, shall we?

All of these declines in stocks and commodities have always resulted in one thing. What would that be?

QE, bitch.

Right now, as we speak, Grandma Yellen and the Federal Reserve are plotting and scheming to fuck up your shorts. They will act and pull the rug out from under your filthy feet when you’re leveraged most. How do I know this?

Again, we are saddled with $20 trillion in debt. Rates will not go up, ever. Moreover, the central banks have demonstrated, with insane ferocity, that they will do ANYTHING to reflate stock prices.

Read that again.

I am not saying they are interested in global growth. They want higher stock prices. It’s their hail mary pass, an attempt to create a “wealth effect” that will ripple throughout the economy. Thus far, they’ve been unsuccessful, so they cut oil prices in half. Maybe that will work? Give it a year and then judge.

But one thing is certain: the trillions of dollars that have been committed to the stability of markets will not be derailed by the butt-fuckers who reside at the ass-end of europe.

This market that you see here is an illusion and is transitory. Once this issue is dealt with, markets will roar higher and not look back.

I am going to keep adding to positions into this tomfoolery and will leverage into sharp declines, if need be. This is the trade of 2015.

NOTE: Yes, it’s true, Exodus is flawless in timing OS signal over the past 6 months, having nailed one this afternoon too.

Close but no cigar. On paper, we’re still fucked. Breadth was weak, albeit not apocalyptic like this morning. Nevertheless, the market has a lot of work to do, if it’s going to mount a rally soon.

China is hugely important tonight, them and their crazy ways. If they catch a bid tonight, odds are speculation will return–if only for a day.

Today’s purchases cemented CYBR as a top 3 holding, along with AAPL, SBNY and now CRM. ONCE is also a large holding, but illiquid. The CMCM and YHOO purchases were small and do not hold sway over my performance.

Bottom line: it’s good to be alive. But we’re not living yet.

I added to CYBR and YHOO. I also started new positions in both CRM and motherfucking #5: CMCM

The market reversal portends a short squeeze of wooly mammoth proportions. The zerohedge clan is now on the run, slipping into active volcanos, becoming one with the earth.

All of their parlour tricks are being called in today. Years and years of corruption, scandal, and abuse thrusted upon the American people have culminated to this very day: the death of the Chinese burrito.

Look at those intra-day losses, boy (extra Raul). These “take private” prissies are being taught a lesson in capitalism today. I am very sorry for those of you who got caught long. I understand and know your anguish. But there is a great good being played out here. These motherfuckers are getting their heads split wide open and all of their nonsense is spilling out onto the pavement (extra #5).

Nevertheless, where there is pain and agony, there is also opportunity.

Which Chinese burritos of honor have dipped enough to warrant our attention?

2 week returns:

CHL -10%
BIDU -12%
CHA -15%
JD -13%
LFC -15%
NTES -15%
VIPS -15%
ZNH -22%
YOKU -32%
CMCM -35%
YY -27%

WBAI -38%

As you can see, the lower the market cap, the more depraved the stock action is. This, of course, is indicative of a strong retail presence being washed away here–a good sign for vultures, such as myself. You want to wade into these stocks and sell the reflex rally–for it will come fast and furious–without warning.