iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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REPORT CARD TIME, SON

Everyone always asks me, flippantly “how does Exodus do during down markets?”

After I blow my pipe smoke into their eyes, I tell them “our track record is untarnished, a citadel (extra Bernanke) of greatness, a stone forest in a sea of rabble rousers, the truth amidst liars–a sublime harmony of mathematical precision (SHOMP).

Do yourselves a favour and join our ranks.

Exodus

I’ll see you tomorrow when I review another male oriented war film.

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7 comments

  1. maybe

    is richard singing from prison now…does he still write you?

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    • craven morehead
      craven morehead

      I hear you like horse cock. That’s what I hear.

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  2. UncleBuccs

    I would imagine said “smoke outs” are the human equivalent to this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1yqY1fR5Z70

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  3. jpmorgains

    Short sellers are Tyrone and I GOT A BALD HEAD!

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  4. grandmaster

    …but this is a BULL market, just BTFD every time and you win. As you have wisely communicated we will never go down.

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    • it is showtime

      never
      That’s what EVERYONE has said
      EVERYTIME in history during bubble
      with the dozens of reasons permabears site
      only need a couple (of those) becoming insurmountable

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  5. heaterman

    Excellent work Herr Fly!

    I also believe you called the “top” in New York City and vacated the premises at precisely the right moment.

    Wonderfully illustrated here.

    http://nypost.com/2015/07/10/apparently-its-now-ok-to-pee-on-the-streets-of-new-york-city/

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