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Shorts Crawl Back into Their Respective Holes

I guess they didn’t know their history. Greece is saved. The Nazis have been kicked back into the pandora box and the world is happy again.

Stocks are higher and the biotech business is swirling with rumors, innuendo and crushing the helmets and then skulls of millions of short sellers.

From their volcano base in Hawaii, short sellers are throwing themselves into the active magma–depressed over the specter that the world isn’t ending yet.

The Apple computer corporation, led by its gay CEO–Tim “balls” Cook–are leading the way higher today, trailblazing a raninbow’d path of greatness, leaving evil hedge fund managers who bought puts on him yesterday in tatters.

All of this great things, AND MORE, are happening on this Friday, July 10th, 2015.

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20 comments

  1. jimmythegent

    flippy flop flippy flop… do you get bored writing your blogs as much as we get reading them ? same old same old

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  2. juice

    BlueStar has been spotted kneeling deep inside the defunct volcano Haleakala praying to the sun god La and his mistress goddess wasabi

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  3. mamoore9

    He’s mercurial, FIG.

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  4. BlueStar: Contrarian Investor
    BlueStar: Contrarian Investor

    thinking of pressing here. I love the smell of Napalm in the morning.

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  5. bruce keller

    I bought a bunch of bearish puts on earnings this coming week. Not much money spent, I’ll be mostly bullish here, but figured why not? Pretty cheap right now. $AAPL was one, although that one is 2 weeks.

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  6. in your weeds

    the ratio of Fly’s “shorts are dead” comments to actual market gains is approaching infinity. SPX is flat to last November and we’re past July 4th. pretty sure nobody is throwing themselves into a volcano.

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  7. formergeek

    Lord forbid any money went to infrastructure before us or our family fall through another bridge… Nothing to see here with the NYSE glitch… Thankfully i keep holding off selling much or buying puts

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  8. ironbird

    Senor Fly the HABT over SHAK is looking better and better. That is one crazy blow off top in the SHAK. When there are a HABT on every other street corner vs three SHAK per state. Victory. The Fly always wins.

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  9. sloop

    NOT MAKING A DAMN DIME IN THIS BULLSHIT MARKET

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