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AY, AY, AY: THIS MARKET’S GOT A BALD HEAD

I added to CYBR and YHOO. I also started new positions in both CRM and motherfucking #5: CMCM

The market reversal portends a short squeeze of wooly mammoth proportions. The zerohedge clan is now on the run, slipping into active volcanos, becoming one with the earth.

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17 comments

  1. sethster99

    Hey Muskies. Coming from a man that knows a thing or two about investing.

    “Tesla is a speculation not an investment”

    http://video.cnbc.com/gallery/?video=3000394650

    A speculation that deserves to be shorted to $100 within 3 months

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  2. t.c.

    Thomas Piketty aka Tyrone

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  3. it is showtime
    it is showtime

    manipulation at its finest

    oh my mistake. there was just a real hungry appetite for putting money to work all of a sudden

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    • bruce keller

      We had to show China how it’s done after their pathetic attempt. It also allowed for some good buying under the false guise of bad breadth for the surprise ninja aGreekment!

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    • speerothekid

      y u mad tho

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    • sethster99

      If buying stock is manipulation, then yes, it’s manipulation. It’s also manipulation when you sell. So, manipulate all you can. Just make sure you buy and sell stocks with very low volume.

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    • profiteerer

      No need for such a sandy vagina. You had to have known this was coming. Almost comical in it’s predictability, really.

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      • profiteerer

        Not to mention there’s such a thing as vicious bear market rallies. They happen not necessarily due to “manipulation”, but because of the equilibrium in markets where forced selling subsides, and the other side piles in. You must be new to markets.

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      • levrage

        Heh Heh, I’d say a sandy vagina is better than a toothy one, wouldn’t you agree?

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      • it is showtime
        it is showtime

        Unbelieveable the dogma

        I’m complaining only about the veracity
        The pivot at 1130 was someone controlling
        the market

        Period

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        • profiteerer

          “was someone controlling
          the market”

          Every single day since the beginning of man. That’s what you have to deal with as a trader. Go long when the markets go up, short when they go down. Emotional (i.e., stubborn/biased) traders get smoked.

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          • it is showtime
            it is showtime

            open-1130 ‘real’
            1130+ controlled

            This has been 75% of the bullphase. Directly controlled. (you think the Bullard-october Qe4 was investors putting money in? ‘no’)

            America can be oblivious to what’s happening fine with me. There will be consequences, some, day

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          • profiteerer

            I understand that you want to be upset about how the market moves, but that shouldn’t have anything to do with decisions regarding how you use your capital. So Bullard pushed the markets higher. Were you smart enough to make money off it? That’s really the only relevant point/question. What you want to have happen and reality are always going to differ tremendously. That’s life.

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    • mrboulders

      it doesn’t matter why – it just is. Act accordingly…

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  4. profiteerer

    Unless there’s a very strange aberration, today should lead to more gains based on this huge wicked green candle. I can’t remember the last one that didn’t lead to a big V bounce. Of course, maybe “this time is different.”

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  5. gappingandyapping
    gappingandyapping

    I’m Tyrone and imma bout to fuck this market long dick style!

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  6. jpmorgains

    “Put that shit back, we goin’ eat good tonight!”

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