iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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FUTURES THE FUCK LOWER

Decorum has gone out the door. I don’t have time for nice words or being pleasant to a group of disheveled strangers. You motherfuckers are gonna get lit up tomorrow. Futures are off by 77. Japan is getting kicked back into the Hiroshima mushroom cloud. And Tim Cook, CEO of APPL, is still gay, single and looking.

As an aside, our Federal Reserve Chief, Grandma Yellen, is fucking retarded. She lets her Fed governors talk shit all around the country, delusional assholes who live in flyover states. If Fly was the Fed chief, he’d fucking smoke those cocksuckers with his Desert Eagle and print a trillion new dollars. I’d buy all the stocks, eat all the chickens, and kill all of the bears.

Instead, we get futures down 77– following grande motherfucking piano falling on your head trading, these past 5 days, and shit.

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24 comments

  1. typebtrading

    FIG

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  2. Celts

    Tim Cook did not grow up in a very urban setting

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  3. ammy hour

    And shit.

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  4. Marc David

    I trust in Exodus. Lift off imminent

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  5. it is showtime

    There goes the neighborhood.

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  6. TJWP

    A great point about disorder within. Being clueless is bad, being clueless and communicating it is a failure of leadership.

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  7. stockslueth

    Thanks, I needed that.

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  8. blahblahblah

    pleb party until mid October. enjoy.

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  9. mhass33

    your post from last night, in combination with flaky market action influenced me to exit a decent amount of short positions from last thursday. not happy with myself, was positioned for a crash with profit to spare…

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  10. sloop

    FUTURES DOWN 142!!!! DAMN!!! ( I’m still cash)

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  11. sloop

    Do you think Herbie the Love Bug is mad? You have to be over 50 to get it. You young whippersnappers

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  12. sloop

    What should I do with all the money I’m saving? Maybe I’ll buy a castle today

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  13. sloop

    I’m getting bored!!

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  14. bexpo

    I feel your outrage – & it is totally justified. Only thing worth watching is your blog.

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  15. pb

    Derivatives implosion…wait for it. Never has man constructed such an edifice that didn’t collapse in ignominious fashion. This time ain’t different.

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  16. t.c.

    The Pope called out the Supreme Court to their faces over marriage, very funny. I predict that as soon as Pope makes his Exodus from the greatest country in the universe the market will rally.

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  17. pb

    The pope? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NMekpVLtV_8

    The commies are out there!

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  18. teslawasright

    To the Pope-mobile!

    Lunar eclipse a comin’

    All is planned in the stars – Illuminati King James version of the bible plot to be played out.

    Just because you dig it up doesn’t make it real.

    Gold boys!

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