iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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LOOK AT ME SHINE

So what the market is down a gazillion points these past 5 days. Where have I been and how could I permit a world class financial site to go un-updated all day, a day which is marking the end of civilization as we know it? That is none of your concern.

On my way to work today, I am pretty sure I saw an actual centaur in the street, kicking some old man into what looked like a fiery pit. Also, I am pretty sure one of the seals of hell have been jarred open, if you will. Perhaps this coincides with the Pope’s visit? All I know is, gold is breaking the fuck higher. Men are balding overnight and Janet Yellen is the dumbest Fed chief in the history of Fed chiefs. That’s what you get when you send a grandmother to do a bankers job.

Believe me, there is nothing sexist about my position against Yellen. Women are brutal and calculating, even manipulative, traits all necessary to be the world’s leading Central Banker. But she doesn’t have any good qualities. She is the worst person in the world, a real Stalin of our times.

I like burgers and gold bricks, long SHAK and GG. Everything else has been reduced to clown-dust. Poof and it’s gone.

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20 comments

  1. berniecornfeld

    Long Live Le Fly!

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  2. Marc David

    I’m ordering a SHAK burger with a side of golden French fries!

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  3. Marc David

    R.W. Pelican would never have let this happen. Sad that we haven’t heard any news. Where is he?

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  4. t.c.

    Yellen is going to raise rates on Christmas Eve.

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  5. traderjman

    Is today going to be one of those days where the devil says SPY is going to finish green? Sure feels like it.

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  6. it is showtime

    Ya’ll having fun yet

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    • Dr. Fly

      is it showtime?

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      • it is showtime

        (swirls the martini glass)

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        • fryguy15

          Showtime is long FAZ from $500

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          • frog

            I don’t think so. Most bears don’t really trade, I think. Half of them are really long and looking to buy more lower, by persuading others to sell. The other half have never traded in their lives.

            Otherwise, they would be out on the street selling pencils for a living– not posting comments on Internet boards. As Fly says, the market, while it has its bearish periods, does go up most of the time. Anyone who’s bearish all of the time would become homeless, if they actually put their money where their mouth is.

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          • it is showtime

            ^ a sign the natives – are getting – restless

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  7. pb

    Sorry, but Old Yeller is constrained by the evil and profligate deeds of her predecessor. I sincerely hope they bring that rotten bastard back for an encore, as his then-failure will be firmly cemented in history.

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  8. fryguy15

    You “go” to work? I thought you had a home office.

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  9. levrage

    I want to send a SHAK gift card to that general who Chris Christie ordered to lose weight.

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