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The Conference

Can I just say that this investors conference that we are planning is the bane of my existence? I truly regret emeshing myself in it; but the show must go on.

Here’s what we got planned, so far.

1. The Option Addict just emailed me his itineray. Tell me what you think.

Understanding Market Dynamics – How to gauge speed, correlations,patterns, and direction.
Past Versus Present – 2014 vs 2015…What Did We Learn?
Market Rotations – Finding the Next Explosive Move in Stocks

Trading through Different Market Conditions – A fast and slow portfolio
Trading for a Living – Here’s How We Did It

 

2. Josh Brown aka The Reformed Broker was going to show up at the Harvard Club, instead of Yale. Can you believe that? I was almost tempted to have him commit such a grave atrocity.

3. Jeff Macke is being transported by steamboat around the horn of Africa and will be wearing Lulu lemon pants.

 

Also, I am having Ragin Cajun order halloween costumes for all attendees. Trust me when I say, they are very, very scary.

And, finally, I am unsure as to what room to lock down, because many of you ham and eggers wait until the last second to decide whether or not you will attend. So do this for me, will you?

 

Email me @[email protected] and tell me you have an interest in attending. This way I can properly plan for this fucking thing and can get back to leading a life of gentleman speculator in peace. Can you do that for me, you little fuckers?

Yeah, I look forward to seeing you too.

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9 comments

  1. heckler

    Fly, you’re a saint

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  2. fryguy15

    How about closing remarks by The Fly? Perhaps wearing his surgeon mask?

    Unfortunately, I will not be able to attend. The Mrs and I will be in the Caribbean.

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  3. mrcharlie

    Vive Le Fly, you salty fucker!

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  4. gapfiller

    Just checked and was surprised to see it was only $350 (I’m located on the other coast. slowly lumbering into consciousness each day while your day is half-over on the East Coast). Those in what I believe you call the “tri-state” area really have no excuse for not making it.

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    • The Equalizer

      Hell, I’m coming in from Californistan. As of right now, there are airlines that will fly me across an entire continent, non-stop, for $160 each way. Even with fuel costs cut in half, that’s insane.

      The old adage remains true: if you want to make a million dollars, start with a billion and buy an airline.

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  5. ConManipulation

    Is there a fooking dress code at that place? I fooking hate dress fooking codes. Not because I am a sloppy fook, but because I had to adhere to a fooking dress code for like 20 fooking years. Fook them.

    If there isn’t, then I will be very tempted.

    Thank you, kind sir.

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