Because I have nothing better to do with my time, “The Fly” is going to randomly select one of you lucky fuckers, who like our Facebook page, and send you a box filled with “stuff.” I haven’t decided what I will send. But I will send something, nevertheless.
I will do this upon iBankCoin receiving 1,000 likes; because being liked is what I’m all about.
When we reach this minor milestone, I will go shopping for one of you ham and eggers. I might send you a fucking blender. Or, I might just send you a map that leads to a treasure chest filled with shit. Who knows? I am undecided.
If we can attain such a modest level of appreciation in a timely fashion, I will send more boxes filled with shit for every thousand likes.
Why am I doing this?
It’s important that I be permitted to spread my propaganda amongst the maximum number of “readers” possible.
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Dr. Fly – Could I send my ‘like’ via U.S. Mail to iBC headquarters? Tinfoil hats that prevent Facebooking are worn around these parts…
NO
I would be worried that the box would contain a prerecorded message that screamed “surprise cockfag (no homo)” and exploded. Or a target that would allow the OSC to target me more easily…
both good ideas.
And as punishment for actually using Facebook, I would consider either of the above rather appropriate
+1
agreud
1 box of NASDAQS plz
I’m hoping to get some consideration since I liked your FB page a long time ago. Not that I’m desperate or anything.
I would never trust upon you the whereabouts of Casa de Pope.
Po box, moron
I am still waiting for the hamburg
The Faced Book is fortunate to now have IBC on it. Thousands of our country’s finest (we’ll disregard foreigners here – fuck them) can now descend upon the IBC page to engage in the cogent, intelligent discourse that characterizes all Faced Book comment threads, and the Faced Book can add the “like” to the data elements it compiles on each of those well-adjusted, intelligent, likely wealthy readers in order to provide the same to the CIA for future use. All may hope to prosper due to this magnanimous act toward the reader class.
What’s this Facebook like thingy?
I do not use FB. Its for women who like to brag about jr. taking his first steps or little sis riding a two wheeler. Hoping I can “LIKE” you here and thus qualify me for the “Box of Joy” – maybe I can get that grand stuffed in there from earlier this year???????????
Me too.
Not on Facebook and I find it rather sad to see older folks following the gossip and it turns into one great big BS bragging session about useless time wasting crap.
That being said, it does serve a useful purpose for business, especially smaller ones.
Yes me three, I”m not on the Faced Book (I do own the stock) either but would like a “Box of Joy.” It seems your reader class has overlooked Facebook phenomenon.
King Tepper just said “every rally should be sold”
rook out berow
Juice, I’m a little surprised by your summation of what Tepper said. He said he wasn’t sure how much flow of the river was in vs. out. IF there was more outflow than inflow you would sell the rallies. But, he is not sure at this point.
Did sound like a slight negative bias though.
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just endured one hour of false humility on teevee.
Facebook is for wives who want to bitch about their day.
I don’t do the book of faces but I got on that shit and did it. My girlfriend “liked” too so she asked if you could you send a sex toy for her.