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18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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ENTER THE AMAZON

Why do assholes bring their fucking boats to hotels? I just had to scrounge for a parking spot for 30 minutes, like a beggard in the streets with a tinned cup, because two assholes brought their fucking boats on vacation, taking up 4 fucking spots a piece. My teenage nephew, who is very much like me, proposed that we “destroy his car”, via slashed tires and graffiti on the boat. “Social justice”, as he likes to call it. Had it been 20 years ago, I’d oblige him and burn those cars to a cinder. Alas, “The Fly” is getting old and has moderated over the years.

I see that I made a fuckload of money today. I also see that my 2015 prophecies are playing out, almost exactly as I predicted. Amazon is scheduled to rip whatever bear faces are left tomorrow morning, in a very obscene, mega-capped, fashion. Words cannot express how surreal this move is, at this moment in time. Amazon is king of the jungle and their gorilla cocks are about to slap the shit out of you.

Moving on: I sold out of ONCE today and started a position in VDSI. All of this was announced in real time, inside of Exodus this morning. I have a feeling that software security names are about to resume ape raping runs to the upside, which is why CYBR is my largest position in years.

Tomorrow I intend to partake in more summer madness and then make my way slightly up north again. If the mood is right, you will be lucky to receive a blog from me tomorrow morning.

Good day to you.

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17 comments

  1. BlueStar: Contrarian Investor
    BlueStar: Contrarian Investor

    Fly Is God! I would sure hate to see a down market tomorrow with this wonderful AMZN news. If we were to go down I will pray for the Bulls.

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  2. brian

    Fly, were you long AMZN at all?

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  3. it is showtime

    – COPPER – BROKE THROUGH LOWS – TONIGHT
    eventually markets
    have to deal with
    material&resource
    crippling-demand
    – AMZN – RUNNING BLOOD DRY – BRICK&MORTAR

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  4. djmarcus

    Those predictions are actually super accurate thus far. Nice

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  5. t.c.

    BIIB getting murdered -12%. Bad outlook.

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    • tradercaddy

      “… and their gorilla cocks are about to slap the shit out of you.”
      Sounds like the guy in Mississippi in the truck.

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      • t.c.

        I saw that. I think the Fly appreciated my warning about cock size of Southerners. I am looking out for his health and safety.

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      • t.c.

        I am looking out for your health and safety too since you’re in FL. Watch out for BEARS and GIANT COCKS. They’re everywhere down there.

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        • tradercaddy

          Bears love my pool and the cubs love to climb my trees while the Mama Bear taunts me.

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  6. fifty2weekhi

    Speaking of SHAK from the list, did you even get a share? WFM is a loser I do own, along with TWTR.

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  7. t.c.

    This market is being foolish. $N is up 11% and BIIB down 17%. AMZN up 20%

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  8. sloop

    I HATE Bezos!! as much or more then I hate ANGI stock. lol!

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  9. tradercaddy

    A market observation.
    Rallies are getting narrower in breadth and the new “nifty fifty” (from the 1960’s) is carrying the indexes (primarily NASDAQ).
    Not good.

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    • t.c.

      Stop worrying. The future is bright. We are in the hands of squat, plum shaped, waddling old women ala Yellen and soon Clinton. There is nothing more confidence boosting than this.

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  10. traderconfessions
    traderconfessions

    Bad day to own Biogen… unless you also own AMZN.

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  11. bruce keller

    I bought a boatload of $TWTR Sept 50 calls.

    Meow.

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  12. sethster99

    gold going to takeoff Monday!

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