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GARGANTUAN STYLED RALLY IS COMING

One way or another, the bear only crowd is going to get grape raped. I cannot believe they’re falling for the olde Greek backdoor bull trick. They will soon find themselves fashioned inside ‘brazen bulls’, cooking because the meat tastes better that way (extra cannibal!).

Look no further than the market leaders, to play the coming bounce.

Biotech, Hacker stocks, and Tech.

Fuck those Chinese shits. They’re all criminals with ski-masks over there.

My way to play the coming bounce is via AAPL, CYBR, ONCE and SBNY.

Fuck oil and the entire commodity complex. Also keep your position sizes human, and quit trying to be Jay Gould, and shit, out there with your piker assed accounts. After you’ve made a small fortune in the tannery business, then maybe you can sashay (no homo) in and out of stocks with style and a little pizzaz.

Until then, buy the fucking dips and shut up about it.

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22 comments

  1. speerothekid

    that’s my twitter background. good ol’ perseus and the deus

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  2. UncleBuccs

    This is how the Bulls like to treat the back door… Greek or otherwise:
    http://i.imgur.com/SBWHGRb.jpg (safe to click)

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  3. Celts

    Good ol’ graping Trump style

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  4. it is showtime

    semis under 200day

    so

    real support dying while bubble areas lead up

    gangbusters

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  5. liske

    One minute the world is ending, the next the bulls are knocking #cnbc

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  6. bruce keller

    I’m just glad whatever bears were taking out crude oil, copper, and were STILL raping China stocks despite full throttle efforts by China to prevent going down; aren’t seeming to be able to defeat our PPT. Are buybacks still in effect? I forgot when the blackout starts.

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  7. duckkell

    QLYS?

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  8. Marc David

    Bears are about to get COS’ed

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  9. levrage

    Sorry, there is no sashay without homo. I think I’m on pretty solid ground about this.

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  10. bexpo

    OK – I believe you….I do..any idea what day this rally will take place…Greece went to talks empty handed AGAIN.

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  11. juice

    GARGANTUAN STYLED RALLY IS COMING … from lower

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  12. heckler

    gargantuan styled uppercut to the balls

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  13. traderconfessions
    traderconfessions

    new cyber ETF.. CIBR

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  14. maybe

    how come g
    Greek statues are so “small”

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