iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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I Bought the Bell

I doubled down in CYBR and added to ONCE. My largest position is APPL and cash is upwards of 20%. Needless to say, I skirted today’s festivities and look forward to acquiring your margin calls tomorrow morning.

Having said that, I’ve given up almost 7% from the top of the market and now find myself mired in the midst of naked gorillas, trying to banana rape me into submission. “The Fly” is readying his ape killing trebuchet and will be very aggressive in his booking of profits, should they, per chance, happen to fall upon his person.

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3 comments

  1. it is showtime
    it is showtime

    DRV BIS weak
    tookoffsome UVXY
    oh well, middle range again

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  2. vandamme

    Drink those milkshakes, bawse Fly!

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  3. the dude

    I saw the margin clerk knocking at my neighbor’s door around 3:30. I grabbed him by the collar and threw him into the street where he was attacked by a pack of naked gorillas. I went back in the house and had a gin and tonic.

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