BAGHOLDERS

Greece walked away from the Nazi table and will exercise a bank holiday tomorrow, as well as implement capital controls. Bordering Macedonia is taking precautions as well. This is the end game for the Greek people. Very soon, they will be starving, en masse, as deflationary forces grip their heads into the vice of German machines.

The euro is down about 1% and the outlook for equity markets looks ominous.

But will Grandma Yellen and co simply sit back and watch these shenanigans without taking action? Will the good Dr. Benjamin Bernanke, in his dimly lit corner office at Citadel, sit back and watch his good work go to waste?

1. Forget about Fed tightening. It’s a ridiculous notion and will never happen when police are in riot gear trying to control fuckers who don’t want to pay their bills.

2. The ECB will be forced to print until their heads explode, to backstop any losses due to a Greek exit. Fuck all of you assholes who say “Grexit.”

The ECB has been giving money to Greece in order to keep their euro pipe dream intact. The biggest loser in all of this is Germany, giant fucking bagholders, ashtrays for the lazy giraffe eaters in Crete.

Dips will be bought.