iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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YAWN

Wake me up when black smoke and chards of metal are bustling through the city streets.

My XLU is up. My SAGE is even up. And only 50 NASDAQS have been stolen from the national treasury. Am I supposed to be fearful of this? If you want my attention, you’re gonna have to steal at least 100 NASDAQS. Even then, my emotional barometer is a bit broken right now, maybe because of the fact that I DON’T GIVE A SHIT.

Fuck the Greece monkeys and everyone else north, south, east and west from it. Fuck them all.

We will wait and see this whole ordeal out. I have some cash on the side and my XLU position is very large, leaving me in a position of dominance over you. Now you can talk shit about how awesome and amazing you are, as your stocks knife lower and your net worth plummets to negative equity.

Off to see about a sandwich, since I don’t have a fucking refrigerator anymore and live out of a god damned ice-box/water cooler.

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12 comments

  1. vandamme

    Iced-box.

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  2. juice

    I wouldn’t mind getting in on the Faced Book for 84 & change

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  3. matt_bear

    it’s monday. too early in the week for bread.

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  4. duckkell

    aapl here?

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  5. flyleech

    Any opinions on the latest Supreme Court ruling re: EPA and coal industry?

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  6. UncleBuccs

    Beefed-jerky doesn’t require refrigeration. Merely a humble suggestion from the Confederacy.

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  7. bexpo

    Your reaction to market is reminiscent of Crocodile Dundee “He’s Got A Knife” Dundee replies, “That’s not a KNIFE”
    🙂

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  8. rigged game

    Fly, I don’t get your optimism about your XLU. June 16 you added to your position when it was 42.5. Today it is about 42 even. Why are you so pleased?

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    • Dr. Fly

      Because it’s up today. Just glad to not be bleeding out on a bad day

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    • traderconfessions
      traderconfessions

      Stop browbeating the man! Dude.. he has no refrigerator. Jerk.

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  9. vandamme

    Oversold on iwm…tna ftw?

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  10. skulduggery

    Thought The Fly had a suitcase nuclear powered eclectic generator for the occasional outage of our powered grid.

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